"Persona Remodels" is something I did at Burning Man this year. I asked people 5 standard questions and then came up with how they really Wanted to be seen by others, and made them a sign to wear.
After all, Christmas activity is really mostly about getting people to treat us right, so lets just avoid all the purchasing and get right to it.

Examples of some Persona Remodel signs I did were:
"Treat me like the cool older brother you wish you had"
"Treat me like an inventor of the future -- now taking requests"
"Treat me like we're the last 2 people on earth and you have to forgive me"
"Treat me like the embodiment of your strongest sexual fantasy"
"Treat me like your grandmother" (worn by a 20 year old man)

I'll got the signs all ready to go.... just need a partner or 2. Call me NOW to coordinate: 205-478-8064, and let's put some Cacophony into the 'Ham!!!