Hey Sugar ---
Don't die yet. There's still some fun left to be had.
Squaller is the new chic, I hear.

Here's your mission in Tuscalooa.... go find a man named Mitchell Cashion. He lives on Hackberry Lane. Tell him you recently visited France and heard about his work. Ask him very politely to see his paintings. He is quite odd, and his surrealist paintings are extraordinary. He will understand your angst. Go with him into his world view and you will be anything but bored!!! Then report back.

Here's a little something that I've learned can make a boring day at work far more entertaining. If you and your co-workers can receive mail at work, I suggest you begin mailing them whack shit. For example: a shoe, a floatation device, a half-eaten bag of chips - just make sure it's nothing threatening or dangerous. No boxes or packaging allowed, just stick the labels right on. You can mail a surprising variety of strange objects perfectly legally, you may just get strange looks from the local postal workers. You'll probably need to make up a return address, but as long as something's written there it doesn't matter if it's real. Maybe wear gloves if you think your co-workers are the type to freak out and call the po after receiving a bag of squid shreds in the mail.

Good luck! Holla back with any questions. My friends and I spent an entire summer break in college competing to see who could mail the whackest item without packaging. I won.

so are you still in Tuscaloosa? Have you beaten the bordeom yet? Did you see the event posting re the meeting at Rojo on Highland Avenue today (Sat.) at 4:00 pm. We're trying to finally get this group more active.
Jesse

Hey! I just joined, and I'm living in Tuscaloosa (although I work in Birmingham). I am trying to organize "street bowling" with some people here... bottles and bowling balls on concrete are a match made in heaven.

I should introduce you to the Tuscaloosa Paranormal Society people, they are pretty wild... come to think of it, a lot of them would enjoy some Discordian fun...