Assholes, as some of you know, FIDO has not worked in somewhere around a year. FIDO's cookie jar is getting low so he has been starting to look for a job (and has begun, for some unkown reason to refer to himself in the third person). FIDO thought a low stress job (he has a frail constitution) would be ideal. One with no real responsibility and preferably lots of time off. FIDO is not up for running for President, so that was out. Second best? Auto Shop teacher at the high school. Well, FIDO has wrangled an interview for just such a plum position next Friday, so all you assholes send your powerfully stinky emanations to aid me! If FIDO fails to obtain this vaulted position, he will blame all of you and you will not hear from him for many months as he descends into a drunken funk, so help me out! I could influence dozens of young people, maybe even hundreds....mwhahahaha!!!!