Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

topic posted Sat, June 28, 2008 - 8:47 PM by  M

Big Congrats, Kilika!

20 years is impressive. I wish for another 20 happy ones for you and yours.

Hugs & tequila,

Mikey

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M
offline M
Los Angeles
  • Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

    Sat, June 28, 2008 - 9:00 PM
    *throws poo at kilika, and a fake lizard at koka*
    • Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

      Sat, June 28, 2008 - 9:02 PM
      congrats yous.
      • Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

        Sat, June 28, 2008 - 9:30 PM

        erm, dont know whether the tumble twins are sisters, soul mates or what, but happpy anni anyway!

        • Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

          Sat, June 28, 2008 - 10:30 PM
          <erm, dont know whether the tumble twins are sisters, soul mates or what>

          heheheheheheh
          snort
          snicker
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            M
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            Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

            Sun, June 29, 2008 - 12:55 AM

            Interesting life story of the Tumble Twins.

            The sisters were born in Romania. They showed great athletic promise at an early age. As such, the twins were placed in the state sponsored program for gymnastics. Training was intense and facilities were not up to western standards. Despite these and other hardships, they rose to the top. Eventually, Kilika garnered a spot on the 1984 Romanian Olympic Gymnastics Team while Koka was an alternate. While it was a great experience, neither won a medal.

            Their public shame of this failure for their country and teammates was overwhelming to them. They did not want to face this at home. So they eluded their chaperones and missed the flight back.

            Destitute, not knowing the language or geography of this new country, the twins eventually found themselves wandering the streets of the beautiful San Fernando Valley. Luckily, a kindly old man took them in. Fortune smiled upon them as he was a film producer. He said they had the attributes and talent to act in movies. He said these were movies for grown ups only though.

            Since the first one was an art movie, they would have to take all of their clothes off. Was that OK with them? They answered, it is so cold in Romania, we always slept naked together. We would have to rub each other many times to keep warm. Also, since the team chaperones never let any boys in, we had to comfort each other. We don't really like boys anymore, we just like each other.

            The producer asked them their names and what they did in Romania.

            "Why, we are the Tumble Twins! We are gymnasts!"

            Hearing these words, his eyes got big as saucers.

            "Ladies, I am going to make you into Stars!"

            And thus their legendary movie career began.




            • Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

              Sun, June 29, 2008 - 4:32 AM

              omg ... M .. you just made my day .....

              <The producer asked them their names and what they did in Romania.

              "Why, we are the Tumble Twins! We are gymnasts!"

              Hearing these words, his eyes got big as saucers.

              "Ladies, I am going to make you into Stars!"

              And thus their legendary movie career began.>

              !!!!

              when i lived in shakepseare et co in paris .. met dncers and everon
              from writers to poets to book amtiquers to my fellow traveller soulmates!
              from all pts who had finf themselves all at

              " the tumbleewd hotel"... " wid george from boast!on!!!

              what a wonderful stirrrystorryy that i didn't know about ...another ausrtraliarumaniasnanfernandovalleyusa

              lost in translation and unkown abt explanation!



              T H A N K Y OU.

              To day i had tofilea police rept against my "blood paernts"who once more showed their love .. "blood father"" - blood, throttling and scratchig deep wouds ito my neck. my mother stabbing and striking (with just a broom (my sycorax is not as strong as I am anymore ...), tho i would have suffere more had i not been as ninjapirate and i am.

              i am safe now, but wounded ... and luckily, stronger than before ...

              hell, i put up with it till i left fuckstralia at 22 and the very few times i ws here since.

              to women with bravery, piratesses, fanciable dancers and ALL,

              sante
              and
              slainte!

              .... thank you ...
  • Re: Happy Anniversary Tumble Twins!!!

    Sun, June 29, 2008 - 9:51 AM
    Thank you everyone!

    And Mikey my sides hurt now!

    Anyhow don't say I told you to do this but today is Koka's birthday and he keeps telling me to quit telling him happy birthday because it is making him feel old. He is part of the tribe and if you send him a PM I have it set where he will get it in his Email.

    *hurry's up and posts this before he see's*

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