Advertisement: Welcome to DUH U. Are you tired of everyone thinking your " The Smart One?" People always coming to you for help w' their homework? Well, We know how you feel. Here at DUH U ,we can change that. We offer classes here such as; How to be an underachiever, How to Drive with your eyes closed while talking on the phone, how to believe that 72 items = 20 or less in the express lane at the store, and how to be an annoying jackass. So give us a call at (555)555-5555, and we'll get you started on your way to becoming mental midgets like us!