Goodness you are truly a model D&U eater lately, it makes me downright ashamed to admit that this mornings breakfast consisted of smoked salmon,spinach,toast,melon and pineapple with juice and coffee,it seem a sinful orgy of food in comparision.I think though, that perhaps having spinach at breakfast is a boring thing to do and slightly redeems me.......

Once I got some of that Turkish bread that is pretty flat with random dimples on the top and only ate that and some hummus all day, the same with pita bread, so see, I can be quite boring in my eating habits, i assure you. Tomatoes can be a little racy,so best to approach incorporating them in a careful deliberate way........

"Your bartender is Blind Bob."
Sounds to me like I should bring a sleepin' bag, my favorite titty bare and move in under one of them pool tables.
If I 'won't' bite yer ankle, will you buy me a beer?

Yeehaw!
Road Kill Lives!

(How 'bout some more squashed possum soup? You don't look like yer full, yet.)

Yeshes Dawa, your "roadkill cafe" menu is truly dreadful, esp. the "chunk of skunk", lol. What a find. I have a friend who browses for that kind of stuff all day long when she has nothing else to do, and when she gets tired plays "intermission games" with some kind of software that sends silly looking birds across her screen for shooting an killing. I wonder if someone will invent some "how to hit a skunk with your car" computer game software after seeing that menu. Run up points depending on what you run over with your car?
belly
As far as eating crayons is concerned- how can I put this in a ladylike text form? Uh, so my bellydance teacher goes on these cleansing and fasting and purging holidays in Thailand, recently. Some kind of classy new age resort where you pay 1000$ or so for not being given any food except a few supplement drinks, and guests get enemas on a regular basis during fasting. When she came back last time (as skinny as a reed, with glowing skin and all) she told me this story of a woman, as an illustration of the miraculous cleansing powers of these fastig and enema cures, who had had some hard lump inside her belly during all her adult life. After so many days of fasting and cleansing, one day that lump left her body (which, in hindsight, must be been the highlight of her holiday and the peak of success with that cure). Everybody wondered what it might be and finally her husband, brave and full of curiosity, took a knife and cut it open. And lo and behold, inside thagt lump it was all some brightly multicoloured mass and then the woman remembered that over 20 or whatever years ago, in her childhood, she had once eaten anm entire box of crayons. And these had obstructed her gut ever since and given her a considerable amount of discomfort, it seems. Now she was free, and her 1000some dollars well spent! Victory over an ancient lump of mashed up crayons! Hurray!
For some reason, I still do not feel like flying to Thailand for that. Somehow I feel that eating nothing could be done more cheaply at home,　and I dunno about the rest of that cure... I do know three or four people in Tokyo by now, however, who are kind of addicted to that stuff. Fly to Thailand, fast and purge for 2 weeks or so. come back slender and purified, put the weight back on within a couple of months, fly back to Thailand...and so on. They all rave about it how well it works.

Did you say nudel kugel? This is going to dullify my day, I already have that sinking feeling in my stomach.

They damned sure don't. Not at any delis I've ever been to.
But I've never been to your grandmothere's house so I can't say for sure..

I've been to MY grandma's house and she loved to cook.
The kitchen was her domain. "Stir with love and serve with smiles.*