the bore awards

topic posted Thu, January 25, 2007 - 11:15 AM by  Rev Joe
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Welcome to the first annual bore award ceremony

This years bore award goes to:

Tumbleweed's for her tribe, "Bunions are OK". bunions.tribe.net/

(Tumbles has nominated herself for this award.)

Congratulations Tumbleweed's. You are an invaluable bore to the d&u community.
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Rev Joe
Los Angeles
  • JM
    JM
    offline 96

    Re: the bore awards

    Thu, January 25, 2007 - 1:23 PM
    I fully endorse and support the awardment of this award. Futhermore, I feel it represents an invaluable representation of all our community strives to represent. Even if Tumbleweed is not actually a boar, I feel this award was well-merited, and most certainly signifies Tumbleweed's untiring commitment to boredom and dullness. Vienna sausages, apple juice, and fruit cups all around.
  • Re: the bore awards

    Thu, January 25, 2007 - 9:45 PM
    (Tumbles has nominated herself for this award.)

    I did? oh...ok...I suppose maybe I did.

    I am so deeply honored. I am preparing a speech right now.
    • JM
      JM
      offline 96

      Re: the bore awards

      Fri, January 26, 2007 - 6:18 AM
      Nobody likes apple juice. You have to drink it anyway, though I will dillute it with lots of tap water and add some extra sugar.
      Nothing beats a lukewarm cup of dilluted White House apple juice while waiting for someone to write a speech.
    • Re: the bore awards

      Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:26 AM
      speech
      • Re: the bore awards

        Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:42 PM
        still working on it.
        • JM
          JM
          offline 96

          Re: the bore awards

          Mon, January 29, 2007 - 7:23 AM
          I'll just keep watering down the apple juice then. More, anyone? Or perhaps a Saltine cracker?
          • Re: the bore awards

            Mon, January 29, 2007 - 11:20 PM
            Ok...my cat ate my speech. Please stop watering down your apple juice, I feel terrible. It must taste awful by now.
            And...I lied. There is not speech. I've never written a speech in my life. Just the thought of it makes me completely flustered.
            • Re: the bore awards

              Wed, January 31, 2007 - 11:08 PM
              I hear singing....



              but there's no one there.
              • Re: the bore awards

                Thu, February 1, 2007 - 1:44 AM
                everyone, all together now:

                I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear;
                Those of mechanics--each one singing his, as it should be, blithe and strong;
                The carpenter singing his, as he measures his plank or beam,
                The mason singing his, as he makes ready for work, or leaves off work;
                The boatman singing what belongs to him in his boat--the deckhand singing on the steamboat deck;
                The shoemaker singing as he sits on his bench--the hatter singing as he stands;
                The wood-cutter's song--the ploughboy's, on his way in the morning,
                or at the noon intermission, or at sundown;
                The delicious singing of the mother--or of the young wife at work--or of the girl sewing or washing--Each singing what belongs to her, and to none else;
                The day what belongs to the day--At night, the party of young fellows, robust, friendly,
                Singing, with open mouths, their strong melodious songs.

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