I know you guys have got to be getting antsy about my birthday next weekend… but hold on to your moustache tape, because what we’ve got planned this year promises to BEAT the WIFEBEATER!

This year for my birthday, The COCK-Ts (www.cockts.com/) will be performing at the B.A.D. Girls Roller Derby League Championship Bout!!! (www.bayareaderbygirls.com/) It’s gonna be stupid-dumb hyphy as the San Francisco ShEvil Dead take on the Richmond Wrecking Belles… with the Yay Area roller derby championship on the line! CAVEAT: It’s in San Jose and it’s fifteen bucks. But it’s violent girl-on-girl action, it’s the COCK-Ts, and it’s my birthday… way worth skipping your office holiday party over! Tickets are still available… get ‘em soon, ‘cause these broads can sell a house out.
(www.brownpapertickets.com/event/18947)

After the show and back in The City, it’s gonna be traditional EndUp birthday observance, probably with me not getting there til 1 or 2 am. You MAY attend only The EndUp component and not the Roller Derby Championship component… and you MAY find yourself getting ruthlessly body-checked by a gang of extreme sports dykes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Joe K & Chester 37th Birthday Party

Bay Area Derby Girls Championship Bout
Saturday, December 8 7:30pm
San Jose Civic Auditorium
135 West San Carlos St., San Jose
tickets - www.brownpapertickets.com/event/18947
www.bayareaderbygirls.com/

EndUp AfterParty
1-2 a.m.-ish
401 Sixth St. (@ Harrison)
www.theendup.com/

Next day.... Browns vs Jets at The Kilowatt 1pm. I'm not sleepin'!!!