what are the perks of your job? what kind of special treatment or free stuff or whatever do you get where you work?
i don't really care, i just want to share with you one of my perks: boobs. i just saw boobs. she was breastfeeding....so.....they were huge. that's all i'm saying.
i don't really care, i just want to share with you one of my perks: boobs. i just saw boobs. she was breastfeeding....so.....they were huge. that's all i'm saying.
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Re: job perks.
Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:02 AMI get free parking (where parking is an arm and a leg and "free" does not exist unless you're special like me).. and free health care (health, dental and vision).
I frequently see naked models and naked babies... it's the nature of the place I work.. -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:03 AMi get free parking too. and i get "free" healthcare in that i "borrow" from crash carts.
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:04 AMYou "borrow?"
So you put the band-aid back when you're done with it?
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:07 AMi always return what i've used. i've got morals, yo.
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:09 AMYeah, wouldn't want that patient to get a fresh tongue depressor... gotta make it flavored so they're more comfy... though I didn't know cigarettes and potato chips was the hot new flavor? -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:13 AMi prefer essence of coke and cool ranch doritos. -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:22 AMThat must be aromatic...
I have to be reminded of my perks right now or else I'm going to quit -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 4:39 PMIf you had my job, you would have quit too... I on the hand am a total retard who needs the money...
On a side note, I do get to see professional models naked, so it's somewhat worth it
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:07 AMi get SFA... i work with kids so if there in a good mood i get hugs... bad mood i get spat at.
abbs i wanna work in your job -
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Re: rowena
Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:20 PMby children who carry shit loads of disease? ewwww -
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Re: rowena
Tue, March 7, 2006 - 6:23 AMGo on the Flava of Love... you'll get spat upon by some crazy bitches in love with Flava Flav (or however you spell it)
I can't believe I just admitted I watched that show even once
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:21 AMI work for "The Man" so I get out of a lotta shit!!!! Woo-hoo!!! -
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peter
Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:28 AMyou get to steal, what? railroad shit? isn't that what you do?
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 12:02 PMI get psychological torment. Hooray for that perk. -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:21 PMi thought that came with every job? -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 3:13 PMI'm sure somewhere there's someone who's completely happy with their job. -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:00 PMThey don't really have jobs so much as lifestyles.
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 12:32 PMI take percs all the time...during my job.....I'm so high right now...and in no pain whatsoever
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 1:50 PMI work for our Doctor so we get free office visits and meds, and the satisfaction of being able to jab people with needles all day
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:01 PMi work a a clothing store. we get a killer discount and free stuff all the time. bras, panties, jeans, sweaters, and so on.
i also get to see boobs at work. and sometimes, i touch them. this happens on days when i am especially lucky, and i get to be helping some old lady maneuver her 60 year old boobs into a cleavage enhancing bra. oh you're totally jealous of my job! -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:11 PMsome of you missed something in my first post: i don't care what your perks are. i just creatd this thread to point out that i saw titties today.
and lisa, you get to touch 60 year old boobs? oh, yeah. i'm jealous. -
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:22 PMyeah i don't care, either. and free clothes aren't really perks. haha my job sucks in the perks department, so that was sarcasm. but you mentioned boobs, and i can totally relate. boobs all over the place at my job.
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lisa
Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:24 PMthat depends. is vomiting an acceptable reaction to having to handle old lady tits? -
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Re: lisa
Mon, March 6, 2006 - 2:25 PMyeah. i just do what i gotta do, and run to the bathroom when i am finished. cause we frown on the practice of actually spewing on the customer.
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Mon, March 6, 2006 - 11:57 PMI get 30% discount on all video games, and i get to nick any decent demo's or promo's.
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Tue, March 7, 2006 - 6:29 AMAnything with a station logo on it that I can steal
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Wed, March 8, 2006 - 6:27 AMHere is some more boob for you!
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