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This is a quote from my favorite drummer and a very cool guy ... Rod Martinez:
If good fences make good neighbors ... do good computers make good bandmates?
OK ... and now for a cheezy musician joke from Natasya (via Michael Beech) ...
Q: How do you know when a singer is knocking at your door?
A: Because they can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
If good fences make good neighbors ... do good computers make good bandmates?
OK ... and now for a cheezy musician joke from Natasya (via Michael Beech) ...
Q: How do you know when a singer is knocking at your door?
A: Because they can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Fri, January 11, 2008 - 10:00 AMQ: How can you tell when there's a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocks speed up and get louder. -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Sat, January 12, 2008 - 6:11 AMheheh ... thanks Jerry ... got any more? I love these stupid jokes but I can never remember them all! -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Mon, January 14, 2008 - 10:24 AMHere's one for ya...
What do you throw to a drowning drummer?
His doumbek! -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Mon, January 14, 2008 - 10:50 AMThe singer not finding the "key, " etc. is a good one. I've never heard that one before! -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Mon, January 14, 2008 - 12:45 PMHow do you get the drummer off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
Throwing the accordion into the dumpster with out hitting the rim.
How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, she stands there holding the light bulb while the world revolves around her.
I've got more, we just have to decide who we want to offend next! -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Sun, January 20, 2008 - 8:39 AMOoooh! Bring 'em on ... those are good ones!
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Sun, April 20, 2008 - 3:53 PMI love the doumbek one }
Do I dare.....?
How many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?
10. 1 to turn 9 to watch
but funnier is
How many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?
none! Jerry's dead.............
Where's a taxi when you need one?
Hanging out on a corner playing street music with the other driver musicians -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Sun, April 20, 2008 - 3:58 PMYou forgot:
What did the one deadhead say to the other deadhead when they ran out of pot?
"Hey! this music SUCKS!" -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 2:50 PMTHX LOL LOL
I knew there was another but it had been sssoooooo
long since they were popular jokes.
What was funniest at the time for me was that 1, I had lived in the Dead's mgr's house way back when before they were famous & I did not like there music,
& 2, when Jerry died & the jokes started a young darling commited Dead Head told me all the jokes in a huge roll.
I laughed til it hurt partly bcz of the teller~~~~~~ -
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Re: If good fences make good neighbors ...
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:15 PMyeah, for months after the bumper sticker showed up I'd going around saying "You're Welcome" all the time, until I realized it was another "Jerry".
Q: Ok, what's the difference between an onion and a mizmar?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a mizmar.
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