You are asking me? What the hell did I give you free will for?

Ok what do you do about what sweetie? And this better be important I am sick and tired of people calling me because they want a pony or "jesus cant you help me get a promotion." or "Jesus where is my cat?" You wanna know where your cat is?? Well Ill tell you where your damn cat is. FLUFFY got eaten by racoons and since FLUFFY doesnt have a soul FLUFFY went to hell thats where you damn cat is Meanwhile while they were calling me with this nonsense and tying up the line it turns out that whole time hamas was trying to get through actually lookin for me to help with the middle east WHAT A NOVEL IDEA they said "Lets call in the Prince of peace" but could they get through? NOOOO I had to go find FUCKIN FLUFFY so like I said this better be fucking GOOOOD Sweetie.