(To the tune of "This Jesus Must Die" - Jesus Christ Superstar)


Steph:
Carrot Queen
The carrots wait for you
The roots and tubers
Are all here for you

Carrot Queen:
Ah carrot friends, you know why we are here
With not much time, and quite a problem here

Rabbit Crowd Outside:
Burning Man is near!
Burning Man is near!

Rusty:
Listen to that howling mob
Of rabbits in the street
A trick or two with wolves
And the whole herd's on its feet

All Carrots:
They're dangerous! They're dangerous!

Rabbit Crowd:
Bunny March, Burning Man
Come and join up with our furry clan

Carrots:
They are dangerous, dangerous
The bunnies are in town right now
To whip up some support
A rabble rousing mission
That I think we must abort
They are dangerous

Rabbit Crowd:
Bunny March, Burning Man

Carrots:
They are dangerous
Look Master Carrot
They are right outside our lair
Quick Carrot Queen
We must set up the snares

Carrot Queen:
No wait, we need a more permanent solution to our problem.

Gadget:
What shall we do about this bunny protest?
Furry oppressors, nibblers of roots

Sabrina:
No riots, no wolves, no fighting, no dust storms

Queen Carrot:
One thing to say for them, bunnies are cute

Rusty:
We dare not leave them to their own devices
Their half-witted fans will get out of control

Steph:
But how can we stop them, their number increases
With every minute, they're digging new holes

Queen Carrot:
I see bad things arising
The crowd loves their thing
Which the Rangers would ban
I see blood and destruction
Our elimination because of their clan
Blood and destruction
Because of their clan

Carrot voices:
What can we do about this Bunnymania?
How can we slander their Cottontail king?
Where do we start with a group who is bigger
Than Claus was when Claus did his Santa March thing?

Queen Carrot:
Fools! You have no perception
The stakes we are gambling
Are frighteningly high
We must crush them completely
So like clowns before them
Those bunnies must die
For the sake of the city
Those Bunnies must die
Must die, must die
Those bunnies must die