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The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

sainteven — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:23:14 GMT

Dr. McNinja for elite shadow ninja chaos army president...

http://drmcninja.com/archive.html

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tribe is the new tribe

merpirate — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:01:07 GMT

did u guys do yer job, or what?
pepsi (or whoever the hell it was) seems to have surrendered control of tribe
and it's back in the hands of it's bay area originators? (or this is what they'd have us believe)
is this just more mind control?
was tribe.net too fluffy to even hold the interest of a major corporation?
were they slaughtered in thier beds by a meteor storm of gleaming ninja throwing stars?
tribe has really become such an obcsene love-to-hate-it expereience for me.
what next now that it's back in the hands of the people?

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I heard a Story...

schwa — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:32:14 GMT

Once upon a time, the People were beginning to have independent thoughts and began to take control of their lives back from the Government. The only way for the Government to remain safe was to create a catalogue of the entire world starting with North America of people's tastes, preferences, pictures, and locations. But that wasn't enough. To trully regain control over the populace, they neeeded a way to get to the people's very souls. The problem plagued them for many years for so much red tape and lawyers groups protected the civil liberties of the People, keeping this from being a reality. In 2001, after the 9/11 attacks, the Government saw a window of opportunity they could not ignore. They created sweeping legislations allowing them to create "Project T". They would need to create websites so enticing, people would frantically go online several times a day no matter their locations to check their accounts. A catalogue of people's hearts and minds which would enable the government to control them.

I forget what happens after that...

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cyber stalking

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 15:03:16 GMT

ya, so, i've got this problem with this guy, he sent me all these rambling messages with, like, marriage proposals and private information about his physical anatomy, like, serious, out of control.
so, i deleted him from my group 'o friends and he totally freaked out, threatening me and all this scary angry bullshit, so i'm trying to send him these nice kind of vague messages, basically rosy smelling versions of "fuck off!!"... and i put a block on his name.
then, get this, he actually starts creating all these different schizo personalities under different accounts, like, totally, STALKING, and seriously, i think the people running tribe really need to get off their asses and do something about this instead of wasting their time fucking around with all this censorship bullshit and stuff not working, like, i'm talking, some kind of policing system where people get fines or restraining orders, because just because we're on a computer doesn't mean we're not real people, like, this is still the real world and this kind of thing really needs to be taken really seriously.

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Quest: Who runs tribe?

Wee James — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:28:12 GMT

Mission Type: Surveilance/ Intelligance. Goals: seek out the true power (ekonomoik and otherwise) behind Tribe. Evade capture and return alive with information.

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Bastards!

Wee James — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:37:30 GMT

Ever since the Elite Shadow Ninja blah blah blah.... project was initiated Tribe has been doing weird things: Logging me out, telling me Im not moderating (when I so am!) and majorly screwing around with the E.S.N.C.A. interface. In addition, these innocous looking little Google ads keep popping up trying to sell me books and DVDs about military conspiracys and martial arts. Hmmm...
Time to up the ante? Who wants to help me send a bazzilion fake e-subscriptions to the Washington Post Group?

P.S. Holy crap it took me like 10 mins to get this thing posted due to being signed out over and over. Anyone else having issues like this?

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