Dear Pastafarians:
We are under attack! An infidel is lobbying tribe.net to remove the Pastafarian listing from the list of supported religions. They seem to be speaking in tongues and is not worthy of notice, but we cannot allow such a slight on His Noodliness! I ask you show your support for our Pastafarian ways (or potato-pastafarian ways. Close enough. gnocchi is both pasta and potato, so I welcome the humble Potato) by overwhelming the enemy with our superior intellect and charm.
CHARGE!!!!
brainstorm.tribe.net/thread/...d360fb9b
We are under attack! An infidel is lobbying tribe.net to remove the Pastafarian listing from the list of supported religions. They seem to be speaking in tongues and is not worthy of notice, but we cannot allow such a slight on His Noodliness! I ask you show your support for our Pastafarian ways (or potato-pastafarian ways. Close enough. gnocchi is both pasta and potato, so I welcome the humble Potato) by overwhelming the enemy with our superior intellect and charm.
CHARGE!!!!
brainstorm.tribe.net/thread/...d360fb9b
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Re: Holy war!!!
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 7:32 PMI have NOT laughed that hard at something online in weeks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 7:20 AMW...T...F...?
he's gotta be a white boy. i mean... HAS to be. right?
no self-respecting rasta would type like that, would they? it's like a bad caricature... -
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 8:40 AMI had the same reaction. Here in Berkeley, you have a lot of wannabe rastafarians (pasty white with really bad dreadlocks and an aversion to soap) who get very offended at everything, even if the thing in question was never intended to be offensive. -
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 9:53 AMDude's never eaten a meatball in his life, I'll bet. -
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how funny is this
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 9:58 AMthe keywords in this thread have generated an ad for the following...
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now, let's play a little game... spot the keywords
<<Holy war!!!>>
<<attack! An infidel>>
<<supported religions>>
<<get very offended at everything>>
it almost reads like a post in itself.
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 7:46 PMI doubt any self-respecting rasta would go vent on Tribe, anyway. There's probably wayy too many fun people around to need to go jerk off with a keyboard.
But holy shit, I went to a couple of Earth Day/Bioneers/eco events in the past few years where they've had like a whole family of rainbow white rastas performing (I'm not sure if it's all one band, or if the Bay Area hosts a bunch of different groups like this)- and they FUCKING USE THE GODDAMN JAMAICAN ACCENT IN ORDINARY SPEECH, like they ain't originally from the suburbs of Los Gatos or whatever. The first time I heard the fake accent my jaw hit the ground so hard I had a bruise for weeks. Hasn't someone thought to slap those people around a bit for this idiocy?
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 2:27 PMtrue dat. i'm a recent convert. i made a sacrifical rotini salad today. not bad.
if it weren't for the tribe suggestions tribe, i'd never have found you guys.
i knew right away,
1. the dude who posted his protest was fuckin twacked out of his gourd,
2. i found my calling in life.
3. my suspicions of the true creator have been verified.
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 2:29 PM"1. the dude who posted his protest was fuckin twacked out of his gourd, "
*tries not to spit coffee all over her monitor*
hahahahahahahaha
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 4:22 PMIt's a funny thread really! The guy is a loser...1 friend and probably has realized how uncool he is so he needs to blast something he does not understand...may he be touched!!
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 7:13 PMI finally came to the belated realization that he's a troll. There's been a prolific multipersonality troll who was recently booted from Tribe- I bet this is the same person.
It was the racism=making fun of white people comment that finally made that sink in to my thick skull.
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Re: Holy war!!!
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 7:19 PMtrolls are always fun to bat around :)
I'm amused by the number of people who haven't heard of his noodliness, though!
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