Everyone, boys and girls, gentlemen and ladies, scumbags and scummettes, come see the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT!
Learn all the secrets of Pastafarianism that the Kansas School Board wanted kept secret. See how Pirates are really ancient religious figures, how a midget started the world, and how an unemployed slacker from Oregon wrote the scared creed that brought the truth of his Sacred Noodleyness to the modern world.
It's the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT, a brand spanking new theatrical work, seen only at the Hunger Artists Theatre Company in Fullerton, California, this December 1-17. See hungerartists.com for complete info.
Come, and be touched by his Noodley Appendage. You will never be short of meatballs and linguini again.
Learn all the secrets of Pastafarianism that the Kansas School Board wanted kept secret. See how Pirates are really ancient religious figures, how a midget started the world, and how an unemployed slacker from Oregon wrote the scared creed that brought the truth of his Sacred Noodleyness to the modern world.
It's the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT, a brand spanking new theatrical work, seen only at the Hunger Artists Theatre Company in Fullerton, California, this December 1-17. See hungerartists.com for complete info.
Come, and be touched by his Noodley Appendage. You will never be short of meatballs and linguini again.