Attention cheap asses! For weeks now, I have been preaching the importance of frugal unity. This Friday, we will be hosting the first ever Cheap Ass Pride Fiesta! For too long, we have allowed ourselves to be persecuted for our beliefs. However, this Friday we shall unite and standup! Join us and show off your pride! We will meet at the Cline Library at 10:00 AM and march all the way to City Hall. We shall chant such inspirational musings as “We are cheap, hear us roar!” Once at City Hall, a cheap ass dinner consisting of oatmeal and Pabts Blue Ribbon will be served.

We are cheap! We are proud! We will be heard!

Frugal Power!