Dubyaspeak

topic posted Mon, October 3, 2005 - 9:54 AM by  AllanO'
Chimpy needs no help at all proving he's illiterate and confused.

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AllanO'
Canada
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    Ok, he must have said something reportable in the last fortnight.............

    Like him, I'm all ears
    • Haven't heard anything he's said in the last little while, however, David Letterman gave him a good jab in the manhood two nights ago. Dave, first of all, showed video evidence of Chimpy pitching in to help out in hurricane reconstruction by doing some hammering to nail up a wall. There's Chimpy, gamely grasping the hammer almost at the head, banging blow after blow on the nail, taking forever to get it driven in. Letterman says: "I'm gonna get letters and e-mails for saying this, but that is one girly piece of hammering." Then proceeds to get out a 2 x 6, a hammer and a nail and demonstrates how a man drives a nail, holding the hammer well out on the handle and taking nice long arcing swings, driving the nail through the board in a minimum of blows. To great audience applause. I LOVED it.

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