People:
O-ho the Faerie Worlds Convention is a-goin' down this summer,
Oh please let them come for me!
O-ho the Faerie Worlds Convention is a-goin' down this summer,
I wish, I wish I knew what we will see!

First Voice:
I got a maple sugar kiss from a faiery.

Second Voice:
In Matching gee-gaws I saw a pair o elfs.

Third Voice:
And once I got some gliterwings from grandpa.

Fourth Voice:
Brian froud sent me a boggle an a ‘well?’ Some kinda lightshow.

People:
O-ho the Faerie Worlds Convention is a-comin' now
Are you prepared for ah surprise or a Circle of COMFY.

Fifth Voice:
It could be Anthromorphic Kittens?

Sixth Voice:
Or Fishes? How bout faerie wishes!

Seventh Voice:
Or a double bodice! ‘Over the shoulder boulder holder?’ Hey thems my Wings!

Eighth Voice:
Or it could be

People:
Yes, it could be
Yes, you're right it surely could be

Eighth Voice:
Somethin' special

People:
Somethin' very, very special now

Eighth Voice:
Just for me! And me and COMFY

People:
O-ho the Faerie Worlds Convention is a-comin' down real soon.
Oh, don't let it pass me bye!
O-ho the Faerie Worlds
Convention is a-comin' down Real soon
I wish I knew where everyone was comin' from.

Ninth Voice:
we got some artist from Seattle last summer.

Tenth Voice:
And I expect a new rockin' show or two.

Eleventh Voice:
I hope I get my new ears from Ara’dani.

Quartet:
The Frouds. have promised a exstravigant afair.

Winthrop:
O-ho the Faerie Worlds Convention ith a-comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin' for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump'n thpethyul
Just for them and Me!

People:
O-ho, you Faerie Worlds Convention keep a-comin'
O-ho, you Faerie Worlds
Convention, keep a-comin'.
O-ho you Faerie Worlds Convention, Don't you dare ever stop
an hold the party for me!