Wow, I haven't heard myself described as a dancer and a dresser for a long time now. I used to be known at the underage clubs where I grew up for dancing like Vanilla Ice (when house dancing was cool) and dressing like Boy George.

You could turn me into some sort of game, like Where's Waldowhereboyx? Or have sighting rumors like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster and people can pass around grainy, blurry photos of a shoe or the back of a head that were taken with cell phone cameras.

If you doubted I existed all you had to do was axe the lady in the window who takes the money. She can tell you all about the freak who talks like Rainman and tells her he doesn't want a hand stamp.

I don't like attention, but since this thread was started I might as well dispel a few myths about xnowhereboyx:

1) xnowhereboyx is not on drugs. He stares at the floor because he doesn't like looking around the dancefloor and if he knew other people were around he wouldn't dance. He dances non-stop for hours not because he's on crank but because he likes the music and loves to dance. He appears to be high because he gets l.i.m. (lost in music). He also doesn't drink and does not like being yelled at by drunk people or having their drinks spilled on him on the dancefloor.

B) xnowhereboyx doesn't always dress like that. He likes the fashion and dressing up and being fancy and unique, but rarely has an opporunity to do so. It's not like he can wear a plaid kimono or spandex tights to the office or to see a movie, so when he goes out he likes to kick it up a notch.

Furthermore) xnowhereboyx is not a snob or have an attitude, he is just scared of people he doesn't know. If you have ever tried to talk to him at a club and he ignored you it's because he's antisocial, not because he thinks he's better than you. He also moves away from you on the dancefloor because he needs his space, not because he thinks you have cooties. His nickname comes from the Nowhere Girl song because although he is a charming individual it's hard to crack his shell. He also has pretty eyes. He would gladly make out with you, just wait until this song is over....

Prettiness is in the eye/mind of the beholder.

At least, that's what I tell myself!