What are your dreams of da sexy time with Azamat, or Borat???
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Fri, May 25, 2007 - 8:43 PMI'm not that kind of a boy..... now where's my whip -
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Fri, May 25, 2007 - 8:54 PMBehind the door where you left it. LOL -
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Fri, May 25, 2007 - 8:57 PMThat's right...on the coat hook.
Damn I'm getting forgetful... now why was I writing this? -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Fri, May 25, 2007 - 9:03 PMnow why was I writing this?>>>
hhhmmmmm, you were wishing you had a riding crop. You are secretly wishing and hoping for Azamat's attentions..
hehehe i just kill me.
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Tue, May 29, 2007 - 1:09 AM<I'm not that kind of a boy..... now where's my whip>
Well I AM that kind of a boy, and I should have a whip somewhere in here.
<<Reaches into the little black bag and pulls out a bag of weed, a vaporizer, A bottle of Snapple.>>
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Unsu...
Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Fri, May 25, 2007 - 8:59 PMI dream of da sexy time when I go at him with my very very small comb. But his MySpace says he is Taken. By who? I will kill him/her/it!!!
No, he is actually Taken by all of us. Now where is my tamarind paste? -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Fri, May 25, 2007 - 9:05 PMOOOhhh,,,yes you are right
He is short, but hairy anoose is large....
Nuff for all to enjoy..LOL
(sick puppy)
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Fri, May 25, 2007 - 10:27 PMJust got here folks. Whip? Never mind whip. Where my nipple clamps?
With love and a bit of lust,
Bob,
aka Adastra, the Wizzard of Jacksonville -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Fri, May 25, 2007 - 10:31 PMLOL,,yep,,I knew this place was going south,,LOL well hell
Bring on the margarittas!!
Better ask petaluman..He'll know..LOL
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Tue, May 29, 2007 - 1:11 AM<Where my nipple clamps?>
Did I forget to return them?
Silly me...
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 8:50 AMok this is making me giggle,,, and smile ; )
watch it you guys, you'll get me in the mood! ; ) -
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 10:53 AM(Dragging out various hardware)
Your mood would be????
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 11:44 AMSEXYTIME! ; )
hardware... LOL -
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 12:01 PMhehehe
*big grin*
You would be amazed what is in this bag.... -
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 12:24 PMhmmm [bigger grin] -
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 10:13 PM(Grins even Bigger)
Come here little boy! Have you been good for your mamma?/
I have a violet wand, tens unit, flogger, restraints, ropes, lube,,,,lol
So how good have you been??? -
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Sat, May 26, 2007 - 11:41 PMLOL bad oh so bad a boy -
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Sun, May 27, 2007 - 12:01 AMLMAO,,hehehe
uhuh!
You rock,,,,lol you are a true sport.. -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, May 27, 2007 - 12:02 AM*still giggling*
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Tue, May 29, 2007 - 1:15 AM<I have a violet wand, tens unit, flogger, restraints, ropes, lube,,,,lol >
Oh yes. I learned how to tie a rope in the boy scouts.
You know that I was always prepared. -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Wed, May 30, 2007 - 12:41 AMYou know that I was always prepared.>>
Why dont you and I go over suspension ropes Frankie Baby!
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Tue, May 29, 2007 - 1:12 AM<You would be amazed what is in this bag....>
Not as amazed as you would find in this bag.
I'm a doctor. I can write prescriptions.
Valium anybody? -
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Wed, May 30, 2007 - 12:40 AMValium anybody?>>
Oh I need some Dr. F
Nice legs you have there Dr. F.
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Unsu...
Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 3:47 PMI see others have the toys, so I'll bring in the food! Whipped cream... cherries... honey... fudge sauce... flavored body oils... wookiemint lube (double points if your recognize this, and can we talk later?)... and frosting of all flavors...
Though, if Bagatov is going to be the main course, just a bit of body shaving might be in order. -
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Mon, May 28, 2007 - 7:41 PMI see others have the toys, so I'll bring in the food! Whipped cream... cherries... honey... fudge sauce... flavored body oils... wookiemint lube (double points if your recognize this, and can we talk later?)... and frosting of all flavors... >>>
Tell me please, did you bring the body chocolate? yyuummm
I also have the candles and frozen treat toys in the freezer. hehehe
Also the all important metal claws for sensory play.
*Sniff, sniff*
I do not know what wookiemint lube is. Can I still come and sit on your lap, so we can have that talk?
hehe
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 7:43 PMThough, if Bagatov is going to be the main course, just a bit of body shaving might be in order. >>>
A bit of body shaving?
That is a gross understatement. LOL
I have a 5 gal. bucket of body wax. Strap him to the rack sweets! -
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Unsu...
Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 7:46 PMOh Azamat... I have a nice torte as tall as you are with all manner of nuts and chocolate and various fillings in it... now just put your arms in these nice straps and I'll feed it to you... -
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Unsu...
Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 8:15 PM*Stares at da sweet as taal as his own anoose*
I just poot mah hands in dees? -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Tue, May 29, 2007 - 1:37 AM<I just poot mah hands in dees?>
Oh, yes...
Poot your hand in dees. Oh, please, Poot your hand in dees.
My dreams of da-sexy time have come true.
<<Faints>>
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 4:14 PMThe hell with Azamat, and Borat! i dream of da sexy time with Lynn and I have a complete toy bag! -
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Unsu...
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Mon, May 28, 2007 - 4:25 PMI think I will bring da camera.
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Mon, May 28, 2007 - 7:47 PMoooohhhhh, I know what you have.
You have the all important black and royal blue *Flogger*.
Sweet!
*tries to see where bag of goodies and toys is hiding, looking nonchallant and innocent*
*Doesnt see it in the room*
Hmm
uuummmm, I will let you see mine if you let me see yours. :)
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 7:49 PMStep right this way little girl. Would you like a piece of candy? -
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Mon, May 28, 2007 - 7:55 PMStep right this way little girl. Would you like a piece of candy? >>>
*Taken by the site of the little sweet chocolate morsels, Lynn follows the nice man into the dungeon*
oops!!
LOL
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, June 10, 2007 - 8:46 AM<<What are your dreams of da sexy time with Azamat, or Borat??? >>
Dreams ? Dreams ? NIGHTMARES !!!
IF I was to become gay - should I not cross over for someone better looking ??? I am told he does have a mansion though..... -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, June 10, 2007 - 9:05 AMIts the hair. It is kind of nightmarish eh? -
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Sun, June 10, 2007 - 9:14 AMNot really the hair (although it is icky, but I have some to on my man-back - but it does not look like a cat as azmat's does) is it the idea that he has a penis and might want to put it in me :(
Also - he might want to tongue kiss me ........
I am not feeling safe in this thread either :( -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, June 10, 2007 - 9:21 AMHe is away for a long time. I dont think you need to worry about A. He got called back to his homeland.
I think Volty threatened to beat him for something. He probably ran for cover. -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, June 10, 2007 - 9:40 AMOkay... Hug me anyway -
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Sun, June 10, 2007 - 9:51 AM(((Bloke)))))))))
I think Igor made some Grilled cheesy's. He always uses thick fresh baked bread and a combination of cheeses from around the world. Homeade butter on the outside to grill them to golden perfection.
Want some? -
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Unsu...
Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, June 10, 2007 - 1:02 PMYou made me really, really hungry with that post. I just thought you should know that.
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Sun, June 10, 2007 - 10:18 PMYes please...
I only have 2 blogg entries - and the second is about grilled cheese on toast so you know I really like it...
Can I also please have some chocolate and a scotch - this would also help me feel safer. And can Voltaire be my minder here ? I have not said much to him but he once high fived me and has always been nice to me.. I have never said hello because, well, he looks a bit scary..
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, June 11, 2007 - 4:02 AM<I am not feeling safe in this thread either :(>
Why ever not? -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, June 11, 2007 - 6:33 AMBecause I am scared I will get busted for under age drinking... -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, June 11, 2007 - 7:29 AMThis mansion is a drink safe spot.
Chocolate and Scotch?
If that combo makes you feel better, then I am sure we can come up with something. -
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Re: Do you Dream of Da sexy time???
Mon, June 11, 2007 - 7:53 AMWay cool !
Can I take my pants off too ?
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