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Tribe's Three Missing Months.

2008-10-12T02:16:22Z

Probably closer to four actually.

Only one response is possible for me.

Let's do the time warp again.
Let's do the time warp again.

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the ri-i-i-ight.
Put your hands on your hips
and pull your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrusts
That really drive you insane.
Let's do the time warp again.
Let's do the time warp again.

With love under will,

Bob, Adastra,
The Wizzard of Jacksonville

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Costume party in the Sunset Room!

2008-03-07T03:51:54Z

An engraved invitation flutters into your hand, seemingly out of nowhere.

You are cordially invited to a Costume Ball in the Sunset Room.
Please wear a disguise, and all will be revealed at midnight!
Refreshments will be provided.

(So, if anyone wants to creat an alternate identity they can party in the Sunset Room and after a few days or weeks we can all guess who the party-goers were. Or we can go as ourselves. Sound fun?)

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Oh, No Not Again

2007-11-23T08:05:40Z

Let us go through the final check list.

Power levels, still too low. Somebody go and taser Clausenwitz until
he starts running on that treadmill faster.

Improbability drive is up and online. Bill, please stop turning into
a mongoose. it's distracting.

Liquor is stowed away. Furniture battened down. I think we are
ready. Voltair, throw the switch.

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Clingfinger (take a looksee)

2007-11-19T20:18:57Z

Heehee... if ya go ta dis linkypoo http://forums.igorsplace.net you will see one of the forums is The Lee Gerstmann Fan Club and I posted one of my works in progress called My Time With Clingfinger. I think it's really cool and I'd like to know what people think of it. Thanks.

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Benevolent Society

2007-10-21T06:24:19Z

any Transylvanian immigrant here ? (out then me ?)

from today I unsubscribe from this tribe

Good bay everybody

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my new ad: spread the word (please!)

2007-10-15T19:08:24Z

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/ats/449834443.html

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Gone Public ?

2007-10-12T02:36:48Z

So we are sharing our light with the world at the moment ?

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September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

2007-09-25T01:20:09Z

It be the day to talk like a pirate and indulge in all things piratical. But it be all in good fun, yarr... at work, we're all joinin' in with a merry will.

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What in the hell!!!!?

2007-09-24T21:13:39Z

I dunno what I'm doing here. Some guy called Bloke made me join. He is a complete Odd-Ball, and I know this because I've met him in person. I went to the city and met him, let him buy me coffe. I even dropped my scooter in the process, grazed up my knees...it's all a blur. Did he drug me? Probably. And I dropped my scooter before I met him so how did he do that? He's a freak, that's all I'm saying.

And you all seem like a bunch of crazy nut-jobs.

Like I said I dunno what I'm doing here. Can someone please explain?

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Adam and Eve costume party

2007-09-24T21:11:33Z

where ?

in my boat

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Do you Dream of Da sexy time???

2007-09-24T15:12:08Z

What are your dreams of da sexy time with Azamat, or Borat???

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Excuse Me. Excuse Me

2007-09-07T12:44:00Z

I would like to announce that Igor's Place is now alive, well, and back in business like ever before. We are now on brave host. (You have to be brave, or foolish, to host Igor's Place.

http://igorsplace.bravehost.com

We will be adding on a forum soon where the old Igor's Place may flourish as it had before.

We'll be seeing you.

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I need some vampire

2007-08-05T20:00:42Z

to suck me

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Virus Warning

2007-07-31T10:28:30Z

I got hit by a really nasty virus last night. This was a new one on me. It's called Security Bar and it must be one of the most annoying pieces of malicious software on the web. It is actually a program which is bundled in with another program so that when you down load it it comes right into your computer and bypasses the Norton and the anti-spyware. Once it takes hold of your computer it causes the Internet Explorer to go crazy and start giving you spyware warnings. It changes your Explorer home page to sales websites for third rate virus protection and antispyware. It shows up in your program list as IExplore Security Plug-In, and once installed in your computer you cannot get it out. Every time you try your machine will tell you to reboot first, and when you reboot, you still can't get rid of the damned program. Other symptoms is that it updates itself without your knowledge, it invites tons of tracking cookies and malicious software into your machine and will send you to phishing sights. It will also drive you to distraction with all the pop-up windows and false virus alerts.

Here is a site which gives you the instructions you need to get the thing off your computer. I was up all night last night trying to clean my machine. This site will save you a lot of time and aggravation and should only take you about an hour or two.

forums.techguy.org/security...ugin.html

Oh, here is a little tip. Every week put your computer into safe mode and run your spyware protection. You will be amazed at what you might find.

Remember. Be very careful about what you download off the web. I got mine trying to download active x 10 software.

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Happy Apollo Day!

2007-07-20T20:48:54Z

I'd like to wish everyone a very happy Apollo Day! This is the day that everyone can join together and celebrate the anniversary of the first landing on the Moon. And the werewolves will have extra amounts of fun today.

I hope everyone has a good time on my favorite holiday!

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horny

2007-07-20T01:29:34Z

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This is for Us--- The Civilised Men of the World ONLY.. No Women Allowed

2007-07-20T01:04:06Z

How long do you think that it would take them to build one!
It would take them that long to choose the decorations alone eheheh

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And this one's for us - all the cool lizards in the room!

2007-07-20T01:00:18Z

All you cold blooded kings and queens alike - get your tails in here!

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Jesus with Mary Magdalene ?

2007-07-19T19:22:38Z

why ?

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LOL,,snagged this,

2007-07-19T17:47:32Z

I started out as a mouse,,someone answered for me and changed it,,,thank you IRGeacko,,lets see what we can do for each other....you will have to go into mine and then start your own,,LOL we will follow..hehehe,,,this is just for fun...

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For ladies only

2007-07-19T17:46:31Z

This is our tea room. I made it up for Dozo and Lina...in here everyone can have chocolate and anything else they want...

As long as it is for the ladies only..LOL

Men,,do you come into this thread,,,there are Ladies in here,,cause Dozo and Lina are in here,,LOL

They will make you sit in a corner....so there,,lol

Tea Ladies?

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um... do you think "me" (Lee) is sexy?

2007-07-19T00:45:18Z

I am just going to ask point blank because there comes a point when one (I) wants to know these things: Do you think I'm sexy?

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So, Do you think you're Sexy!.........bard

2007-07-15T15:01:10Z

so how sexy are you really and with how many at a time..eheheh

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I'll give poetry to who answers this question

2007-07-07T17:06:13Z

(I posted this elsewhere so please excuse the redundancy... but there will be those seeing this for the first time.)

This question is posted mainly for women to answer but men are welcome to participate. My intent is not to offend anybody. My question is based on my having a certain perspective. Anyone who chooses not to participate has that option and that is perfectly fine. However, I will be thrilled if there are those who are eager to participate and find this fun. Those who participate will receive some of my poetry as my way of saying thank you. I will give you the poetry through your email on Tribe. Remember, this is all hypothetical and not based on probability.

Here is the question:

I have posed in pictures with women, who wear their shirts tucked in, while they shake my hand. I include the pictures in my poetry books. If you lived close to my area and were willing to do handshake pictures with me while wearing one of the following outfits, what outfit would you pick?

(To answer, look at the following links, then reply by copying the link of your choice.)

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bp0.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjg...-h/c889.jpg

bp2.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjg...-h/edfd.jpg

bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjg...-h/4084.jpg

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Question for the men: Which type of outfit would you like a woman to wear if she did handshake pictures with you? (To answer, copy the link of your choice.)

Thank you to all who participate.

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what's better for you ?

2007-07-06T01:32:48Z

Tampax or Wings ?

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rating

2007-07-05T17:11:53Z

How do I rate? Want to know how I rate you?

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HAPPY Transylvania Transplant and new mansion Day

2007-07-04T05:46:12Z

The fire works are from the neighboring Galaxy and I believe that Igor and Volty have made some of their own.
There will be a huge BBQ out back, with games and fun all day.
Entertainment will be arriving sometime this evening or tomorrow. I honestly cannot remember the name of them, but the Gypsies rescued them from the mansion in Transylvania...

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Transylvania Immigrants Benevolent Society and Blood Bank

2007-07-03T05:07:53Z

Welcome to Transylvania Immigrants Benevolent Society and Blood Bank. LOL

Welcome all transient Igorians and all newcomers from the devastated alter reailty Transylvania. Please make yourself at home, no passport or visa's needed.

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sexy time ?

2007-06-29T03:52:07Z

I'm straight

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which would you choose?

2007-06-20T21:35:35Z

First, look here: http://leespeak.blogspot.com

Now, the question... would you be willing to do handshake pictures with me?

If the answer is yes, then... would you be willing to wear one of those types of outfits?

If yes, then what number of outfit would you be willing to wear? (And it would be a little taste of extra-tasty if I found out you DID at one time wear that outfit or still do.)

Um... even if not on a realistic level, it can be an aesthetical level.

I'll be waiting for responses like a kid waiting for candy.

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Answering A Summons.

2007-06-11T14:56:52Z

<<His tread shakes the floor. Voltair comes into the room carrying a huge pile of lumber with and a tool box. He drops the lumber with a mighty clatter. He begins measuring and marking the floor. Moving slowly, stiffly, but tirelessly, Voltair begins to build a frame. The frame slowly becomes the outline of a long wet bar. He leaves and comes back with more lumber. Shelves are built behind the bar. He brings in more lumber. He puts a thick teak top on the bar. More teak to create the first. He sands everything down and then stains it. Three coats of stain later, the bar is complete. Leaves again and returns with a huge gilt edged mirror. He hangs it behind the bar.

<<Minutes later deliveries are made. The bar is fully stocked. Voltair gets out a mug and pours himself some beer.>>

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Did I just....

2007-06-10T20:00:29Z

join a Grown-ups Tribe ???

I have never been in a grown-ups tribe before. Will someone offer me lollies ? Will people be gentle with me …. I am scared Lynn.

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The Movie

2007-06-05T23:17:13Z

Well, I finally took the plunge and borrowed "Borat" from my local Blockbuster. I even watched it. Very amusing. Also a lttle sad.

And I wonder if the good people of Kazakhstan should not be a little offended at this view of their homeland. According to my sources, Kazakhstan enjoys a per capta income which, while small by our standards, is fairly high for their region. They have a high literacy rate of close to 99 % as well.

With love,

Adastra, the Wizzard of Jacksonville

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my dog is horny to

2007-06-04T14:52:56Z

anybody here in to bestiality ?

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that's happen in my country

2007-06-04T14:40:23Z

http://people.tribe.net/costin/photos/cca994b7-08ea-4c36-9b13-4d5cbe47eeb2

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Consensus

2007-06-04T02:23:48Z

What do all of you think.

It has occurred to me, that a place like this mansion, could use something different.

We already know where it could go, in terms of writing. Should we keep the name? What could we do, to give it a life of its own.

Hey, Frankie! This is your area. Do we have a brainstormer in here?

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What was the last one?

2007-06-03T23:19:21Z

Wondering... what was the most interesting kind of top (shirt or sweater or whatever) you wore tucked in... and what was the tightest? Was it with jeans... something else?

For me, the most interesting would be when I put on either thirty-two or thirty-three T-shirts at one time (when I was a teenager) and tried tucking all of them in. Perhaps twenty got tucked and the rest just sort of wouldn't go in. It was with jeans... I forget if I wore a belt... I don't think I did in those days.

The tightest would be when I think I belted my waist so tight it almost hurt... then I tried to pull out the shirt to see how tight it was... Somehow, I was always able to untuck it.

However, if you pull a shirt from the back by the neck when it is tucked in, it won't untuck the first time you pull, no matter how hard you pull. But, it might the second time you attempt it and it will untuck if you pull it from the waist area in the back. Also, when you sit on the bed, and your shirt is tucked in (and especially with belted pants), your shirt will not untuck, especially if the shirt is long enough for the butt area where you sit on the bed. I'm referring to personal experience.

I have also tucked in sweaters and sweatshirts and perhaps other tops... just to see how they look tucked. Even though I like women and prefer to see them in tucked-in stuff, I did have a sort of twisted thrill in just seeing how certain tops looked tucked in, even if I was who had to wear them that way.

Well... that's my story. Anyone else with anything... real or imaginary?

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watch and learn

2007-06-02T10:09:02Z

http://goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html

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Well met

2007-06-02T08:54:55Z

Here is the deal. This was a dare fo me to do. I am not supposed to be aware of the fact, This is a stress reliever for me.. I love you guys,,you are so Brave,,LOL

Now, How to begin??

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The Party Can Begin

2007-06-01T03:53:14Z

Hello, hello, hello darlings. Lynn, you are just looking lovely. Bob, you haven't changed a hair. Oh where is Bill? Bill!! Darling. You look absolutely FAAAAABulous.

So, this is Make-a-da sexy time? When Frankie's here, it's always da-sexy time.

Lee!! Hello Lee. You've been such a stranger.

I see some brand knew faces. Why don't you introduce yourselves?. Don't be such shrinking violets.

And where is Azamat? Where is that luscious hunk of man-meat. Oh, he makes me weak in the knees.

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An explanation to all.....

2007-05-30T05:54:27Z

About 7 years ago, I was invited into an alternate universe, where anything goes and creativity was highly prized.
It was a place called igors Tavern. it was a collabortive writing Tavern, where one could escape for a little while and be apart of a world that was fun, suprising and full of life. You could have several characters and each and every thread, either bled into another, or was a seperate story in its own.
I am proud to be an Igorian.

So, maybe I have been remiss in giving details, so I will try to make some.

Azamat, owns a mansion. it comes complete with a fully stocked bar, BDSM dungeon, spa, whirl pool,,any room you wish to create. Nothing here is sacred or taboo. You can be who you want, do what you want, learn what you want and in here, there is no harm, no foul. It is a place to find your creativity in an adult atmosphere. It is a stress relief kind of place. If you follow along, you can find stories that interest you, or create you own activities in any room you design or come up with. Trust me when i tell you that, there are enough creative people in here, to make it fun and adventurous.

I hope this helps everyone and explains a bit better. Athene or Bill? Do you wish to add to this at all? It would probably help.

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what's wrong with me ? !

2007-05-29T08:44:21Z

I am not in Washington

I am not a gay

I do not like to fantasize about sex

and about Bagatov.........

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21 members

2007-05-29T08:39:24Z

I think, we are enough for an sex party

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thanks for inviting me

2007-05-29T06:29:35Z

I feel so honored to be in this Tribe

I will participate to discussion only when I am in period

you know, my work keep me out

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Stories

2007-05-29T02:24:47Z

A story I stumbled across, trying to find what hall *wookiemint lube* was, so that I could impress Athene. LOL

http://www.ravenswing.com/EVILTWINS/TPM/bedtime/story4.html

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feels me more like rubbing the kitty

2007-05-27T05:17:34Z

Yeah... ah feels me more in line with rubbing dah keety booht und ahl dat shtoof. Hmm... now, what about duh feenger? I am more contemplating one holding my finger. Any takers? If you grab my finger, how long will you hold on? How many times would I have to pull before you let go? I'd like to know.... I'd like to no no no no no no no no...

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Da sexy one!

2007-05-26T05:06:55Z

I haven't watched Borat, so here's a place where we can gush about the other people who are not qute as sexy, but still sexy nonetheless.

Here is a link to my sexy one!
http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/hfro/320smile1.jpg

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