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The Gastrosexual....

2008-07-24T14:21:01Z

We've had the metrosexual, ubersexual, now it's the gastrosexuals. These men use their kitchen prowess to impress prospective partners. Think Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver....

According to the study by food company PurAsia 48 per cent of people say being able to cook makes a person more attractive to them and 23 per cent of 18-34 year old men say they cook to potentially seduce a partner.

Read more here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1036921/Rise-gastrosexual-men-cooking-bid-seduce-women.html

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5" heels ?

2008-07-24T02:52:46Z

How can anyone walk in those ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1036677/Posh-Spike-needs-head-heights-steps-inch-heels.html

£320 five-inch stilettos worn by Posh Spice. Fashion expert Karen Kay said: "There is a kinky element to this shoe. Overall it is quite a severe look but that suits her - you can imagine Victoria as a dominatrix in this outfit. " ha ha ha !

*smack ouch*

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It's not Scotland....

2008-07-23T22:29:06Z

Where else would one find a Male Unbifurcated Garment aka kilt, or MUG for short. The postmen of Boston :)

"MUGs are worn all over the world, and have been for thousands of years because they are comfortable. Unbifurcated Garments are far more comfortable and suitable to male anatomy than trousers or shorts, because they don't confine the legs or cramp the male genitals the way that trousers or shorts do." said Peterson.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2008/07/21/mailman_seeks_comfort_in_kilt/ (with photo)

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Other than the kangaroo and sheep....

2008-07-23T09:34:31Z

The Aussie Donkey can boost a women's sex drive... don't you just love this country :p

Chinese healers are known to use donkey skins to make a traditional Chinese medicine which is meant to improve vitality, increase a woman's libido and help with period pain. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24049854-13762,00.html

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I don't like you....

2008-07-22T00:40:06Z

Would you believe it? I can hire a professional and discrete hitman for $6k.
If you want to read more: http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?storyID=2008-07-11T204806Z_01_N11376681_RTRUKOC_0_US-MEXICO-HITMEN.xml

If you want to hire one: http://anunciame.com.mx/a36320-asesino_sueldo_profesional.html for $6k
On a budget, here's one for $1 http://anunciame.com.mx/a30459-sicario_asesino_sueldo.html
:)

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Happy Birthday Grr !!

2008-07-21T12:42:53Z

yes, I know it's tomorrow, but I'm sorry I can't be there to celebrate so I'm posting this today....

happy birthday hon !

special cupcake for you :

http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/f6e69884-fc4d-4214-9a6d-e55e41d3ff71

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Hmmm....

2008-07-20T03:38:27Z

FRAMINGHAM — A loud argument between two deaf women led to one of them being arrested Friday for assaulting a cop, police said.

Police arrested Theresa Maley, 39, of Holliston, at 10:15 p.m. following an argument at 201 Irving St., Deputy Police Chief Craig Davis said.

Police went to the building around 10 p.m. Inside, they found Maley, of 220 Mills St., yelling at another woman, whom police did not identify, inside one of the apartments. Both women are deaf, Davis said.

If you don't believe me http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x1816441620/Shouting-match-ends-in-arrest

:)

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Don't be surprised to read next week...

2008-07-16T06:02:47Z

..that Mahendra Singh Dhoni has been sexually assaulted by his bodyguards.

Dhoni the captain of India's one-day cricket team has been provided 15 all-female commandos, trained rigorously in warfare and ambush techniques, to protect him from his female fans, police say.

Ask one of the commandoes, Seema Toppo, about her new assignment and she blushes.
"I watched him play on television and never thought I would see him from such close quarters," she giggles.

Right...

Read more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7507043.stm

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Do's and Don't of calling in sick

2008-07-16T01:58:41Z

• Do speak to your supervisor directly, if possible. Sending an e-mail is a tip-off of possible fakery.

• Don't attempt to fake sounding ill by using the old tricks: speaking on the phone while lying in bed or bent over the toilet. Remember, if you were an actor, you'd have a SAG card.

• Do call in as early in the day as possible to give your supervisor time to plan the day without you.

• Don't give your supervisor all the gory details of your illness, pain and suffering. It smacks of exaggeration. Make the call short and to the point.

• Do make the call yourself.

• Don't have your spouse, child or — worse — mother make the call for you unless you are hospitalized and intubated. Be a grown-up.

• Do apologize for the inconvenience to your employer.

• Don't call from a baseball game, bar, airport or other questionable venue.

• Do call in sick when you're feeling miserable, need to see a doctor, are contagious or can't think straight.

• Don't go to work looking like a walking carcass.

• Do get a doctor's note if your illness requires medical treatment and a specified length of time off.

• Don't use "feminine problems" as an excuse — especially if you're not a woman.

• Do use sunscreen if you take a sick day to go to the beach.

• Don't tell your boss you'll try to be there after lunch. It won't happen.

• Do know how your supervisor feels about employees taking sick days.

• Don't call in sick on too many Mondays or Fridays. It will damage your credibility.

From http://www.ajc.com/health/content/health/stories/2008/07/10/health_sickdays_tips.html

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Jin ....

2008-07-14T20:43:42Z

Can this be the new main photo Mate? http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/d03591dc-25cc-43a1-9323-6c865c53499c

It's making me drool ;)

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Statistics

2008-07-12T23:23:26Z

Lies, damned lies, and statistics ~ Benjamin Disraeli

“For every 10 percent rise in gas prices, fatalities are reduced by 2.3 percent.”

Hmmm.... http://www.physorg.com/news134913787.html

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Two important scientific discoveries

2008-07-12T23:21:28Z

1) Men with attractive partners have more sex.... and
2) Women are better at flirting

...Duh !

http://www.canada.com/topics/lifestyle/relationships/story.html?id=7dd1e0f7-a87f-4f6b-8b79-3b33c4952414

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Money matters.. the sub prime crisis

2008-07-12T00:41:18Z

Time to tighten that belt you investment banking types. Where to cut..

1) Porsche
2) Expensive lunches
3) The mistress

Nearly half of analysts, stockbrokers and hedge fund managers say 'the other woman' is first to get the chop as they cut their spending habits. On the other hand divorces have also soared as City bonuses fell for the first time in five years. Ladies, only after one thing huh?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=213775

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What now??? Toddlers racist ???

2008-07-08T20:45:30Z

We've had intervention on how to run birthday parties http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/thread/9985d649-17df-4179-aed0-02d4066a3f1d , now The National Children's Bureau has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents which include a child of three who says "yuk" to spicy food.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist,-say-report.html

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You may now kiss the bride :)

2008-07-07T23:09:41Z

A bride is suing a designer after her £2,000 wedding dress came apart on her big day, leaving her bottom on display.
The incident happened in 2006 but has only just come to court. More bad news, she has now separated from her husband :)

Moral of the story: ??? Anyone please :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2257318/Bride's-day-and8211-and-dress-and8211-falls-apart-at-altar.html

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Planning a birthday party ?

2008-07-07T05:01:56Z

To all the parent's planning a birthday party for their kid. Just make sure you've invited ALL the kids from playgroup.

A school has confiscated an 8-year-old boy's birthday party invitations after they were handed out during class because it said it had a duty to ensure against discrimination. The boy handed out invitations to classmates at his school in Lund, southern Sweden, but did not invite two boys because they were not his friends !!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080630/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sweden_party_snub

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Noooo .... Linguists say Australian youth talk like Americans

2008-07-05T20:42:10Z

The end is nigh... linguists say Australian youth talk like Americans :(
and we eat Maccas, buy our coffee from Starbucks too.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23963981-3102,00.html

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Your enviromentally friendly super car

2008-07-04T04:52:50Z

Prince Charles had converted his Aston Martin DB6 to run on a nice little white from a vineyard in Wiltshire, actually to run on 100 per cent bioethanol fuel distilled from surplus British wine :)

What a waste !!! (wine and car)

Read more here : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1030611/Prince-Charles-converts-Aston-Martin--run-wine.html

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Man showers???? What???/

2008-07-03T23:33:55Z

Thought it was called stag night or bachelor party. Well guys, have fun and bond at the "man shower" night :)

http://www.bostonherald.com/entertainment/lifestyle/view/2008_06_30__Man_showers__become_popular_for_pre-wedding_bond/

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A hot day in London

2008-07-02T05:30:38Z

It was a record breaking 28.1C (82F) in London yesterday... and the natives were all out at the beach
Hmm.. hot to me is anything over 40C. Just saying....
:)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1030471/Parts-Britain-bask-hottest-day-year-tomorrow--wont-last.html

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King Billy

2008-07-01T15:57:07Z

Once a year, since 1610 Killorglin in County Kerry crowns a billy goat as King Puck. Why one wonders...

1) dating back to pagan times. Puck, as the male goat is called, is seen as a symbol of fertility for a late summer harvest festival.
2) a herd of goats, which had been grazing in the countryside nearby, were scared up by pillaging “Roundheads,” the soldiers of Oliver Cromwell. One goat galloped off towards the town in a state of fear, thus alerting the townspeople to the approaching danger.
3) legal loopholes, greedy landlords and tax evasion :)

I'm putting money on the 3rd one :)

Read more here: http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,562594,00.html

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Opinions please....

2008-07-01T15:56:22Z

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23945206-5016681,00.html

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Weird and wonderful eBay...

2008-07-01T07:47:54Z

I'm selling wife's box, my cock won't fit.NO RESERVE!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Im-selling-wifes-box-my-cock-wont-fit-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ130235156683QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Is getting your boss coffee, sex discrimination?

2008-06-30T07:49:32Z

Well, as it turns out the act of getting coffee is not, by itself, a gender-specific act.

What about serving visitors? Maureen McGovern says "I'm not opposed to it, but I don't like it. If it's black, that's an easy one, but I'm not doing any skinny mocha lattes with soy."

or Audrey Jackson, who says "I would do anything for my boss except sleep with him, because he's married." Hmmm....

Read http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080629_Hot_controversy__Fetching_coffee_for_the_boss.html

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Happy Birthday Carrie!

2008-06-26T15:36:01Z

Hey everyone, it's Carrie's birthday on Monday and she is away for the weekend so I thought it would be a nice idea to fill the photo album with some nice birthday cakes for when she returns! She can even pick a winner when she gets back!

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Tales from downunder....

2008-06-26T04:53:17Z

How does one become Queensland's most wanted criminal? Rob a bank, murder? Nope, by stealing a Scooby Doo costume and poking fun at the police. Quote - "SCOOBY-Doo has become one of Queensland's most wanted after giving police the slip during a reckless track invasion at the Ipswich Cup race day." Read more: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23922132-1248,00.html

Aussie guy can't remember if he's married...
1) during a drunken holiday romance he could barely remember;
2) can only remember the "nice" blonde American woman he met through a penpal newspaper advertisement - but little more;
3) looked at the signature and thought it could have been his or it could not have been.
Damn Fosters effecting the brains!
Read more here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23918337-421,00.html

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Flash no longer does it...

2008-06-26T02:50:00Z

According to research conducted by the US Department of Energy and General Motors, nearly nine out of 10 women (88 per cent) say they'd rather chat up someone who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car ... Hey ladies, I drive a Prius Hybrid! ;)

It gets worse. Eighty per cent of American car buyers would find someone with the latest fuel-efficient car more interesting to talk to at a party than someone with the latest sports car. And, more than 4 out of 10 (45 per cent) 18- to 43-year-olds say it's a fashion faux pas nowadays to have a car that's not green or environmentally friendly.

Read article here: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23895377-13232,00.html

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This is normal behaviour...

2008-06-26T02:43:19Z

Someone called the police to report that there was a man was hiding in the bushes and "acting strangely". An officer found the man sitting in the grass "putting on makeup." Nope, that's not strange but pretty normal :)

http://www.komonews.com/news/19955954.html

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Going on from the spanking.

2008-06-20T05:02:44Z

Read this today in the Herald Sun.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23840110-662,00.html

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Lonely no more

2008-06-19T23:07:05Z

Researchers predict that robots can become lovers, in the not too distant future. And not merely simple mechanical sex machines but loving relationships that possess personality, emotion and consciousness.

Robots as sex toys should be on the market within five years, a sort of an upgrade of the sex dolls on sale now.
Mmm...can't wait :)

Read more: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/06/16/robot-lover.html

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Beware when visiting the States...

2008-06-17T07:59:45Z

SECURITY scanners that can see through passengers' clothing and reveal details such as their sex organs, colostomy bags and breast size, are being installed in 10 US airports. They are at Washington x 2, New York's Kennedy, Los Angeles, Dallas, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Miami and Detroit.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23845865-23109,00.html

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Beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner

2008-06-14T16:45:16Z

Drinking alcohol is not only good for the heart - it is good for the joints too. A regular tipple cuts the risk of arthritis by up to 50 per cent - and the more you drink, the greater the protective effect. Results from a survey of 2,750 people in Sweden and Denmark.

No wimpy phrases like "Drink in moderation..". A bold statement "the more you drink, the greater the protective effect." !!!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=204&objectid=10514889

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Reasons for quitting your job...

2008-06-13T22:20:21Z

They've banned Tribe at work !!!

Actually, a survey by IT services firm Telindus of 1,000 office staff found that 39% of 18 to 24 year-olds would consider leaving if they were not allowed to access applications like Facebook and YouTube at work.

21% will feel annoyed, with older staff 16% would consider leaving and 13% would be annoyed.

Read more: http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2218385/workers-consider-quitting

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Spanking... (not the right way to bring up kids)

2008-06-12T03:43:35Z

Most of populace thinks it improper to spank children. The other day I was talking to one of my younger buddies about methods used to discipline children. We talked about 'time outs', grounding, holding back 'rewards' until the child displayed desired behavior, etc. One of the things we discussed was the act of spanking and my friend explained that no, he does not spank any of his children.

He explained that what he does is to take the misbehaving child out for a ride in the car and talk. He said that usually this works and that the child calms down fairly quickly and really doesn't take too much time.

By removing the child, in this case his son, from the immediate situation and providing a change of scenery, the child is allowed to focus on something different. Once the child has the opportunity to change perspective, things get better quickly and the child has a better understanding of his place within the family and begins to understand the families concept of acceptable behavior.

He kindly shared a picture of the process, which I share with you now.
http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/958f4d7c-58f4-4298-8870-0f79a8a0ae25

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sticky sweet

2008-06-06T01:00:21Z

((((((((((((((Jin)))))))))))))))))

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Confusion

2008-06-05T20:03:44Z

James Humphrey Morris, married Elizabeth Tuckniss in 1949 and the couple had five children together. James had a sex change and they got divorced.

But recently Jan (Elizabeth) Morris revealed she has remarried the woman she first wed nearly sixty years ago, when she was a he.

Confused? Read more http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1023991/Writer-Jan-Morris-remarries-wife-wed-man.html

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New French Craze....

2008-06-05T20:02:12Z

... Line Dancing. Yup, the French have finally embraced US culture and taking up line dancing by the thousands. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4036375.ece
It has become so big, that the French administration will create an official country dancing diploma :)

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Roadside stops not recommended when driving downunder

2008-06-04T21:53:32Z

A roadside toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.

The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23776403-2,00.html

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The worst job in science is...

2008-06-02T21:44:24Z

...a Hazmat diver. In case you don't know what that is they swim in sewage....enough said

If you're interested in number 2 - 10, starting at no 10 is a Whale-feces researcher. They scoop up whale dung, then dig through it for clues..

Read more here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24844894/

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Any skeletons in your cupboard?

2008-05-31T18:18:14Z

Can you believe this....

A JAPANESE man puzzled by food mysteriously disappearing from his refrigerator got a shock when he discovered a woman had been living in his home for months without permission, police said today.

The woman, named as 58-year-old Tatsuko Horikawa, was found in a flat storage space only just big enough for a person to squeeze into lying down. She had sneaked a mattress and several plastic bottles into the cubby hole.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23783154-23109,00.html

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Panties for peace

2008-05-31T18:17:39Z

Canadian human rights groups are calling on women to take part in a unique protest against Burma's military junta.

The idea behind the campaign has to do with the superstitious beliefs of Burma's military leaders. Human rights activists say the leaders believe that contact with women's underwear will sap them of their power.

Organizers say they want Canadian women to gather their panties and send them to Burma's embassy in Ottawa to help the Burmese people achieve democracy.

I'm not lying. Read it here: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080527/burma_embassy_080527/20080527

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Masked robbers...

2008-05-30T20:45:00Z

Stockings? It might work...

ARVADA, Colo. -- Police are looking for two crooks who tried to disguise their identities by covering their faces with women's thong underwear during a robbery of an Arvada Diamond Shamrock gas station.

They wore thin, brightly colored, triangular-shaped underwear over their faces and demanded cash from the female clerk. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/2008/0529/16428760.jpg

If you really want to read more: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/16428588/detail.html#

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Love for objects...

2008-05-29T23:45:38Z

We've had guys having the hots for odd objects http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/thread/d2df36b5-9636-492f-bb48-b1b6accea59b

Now meet the others who are in love with:
The Eiffel Tower
A bow named Lance
A Hi Fi system called Jake...

.... I con't continue. Read it here http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html

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Talking about smell...

2008-05-29T11:27:17Z

This is a joke right?
http://smellme2.com/

WARNING: Do not click if easily offended.

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Someone's spiked UK's drinking water

2008-05-28T06:38:07Z

June 2007 - A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html

March 2008 - Nude man charged with having sex with table. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2

May 2008 - A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car. http://www.irvinetimes.com/articles/1/23988

Please explain....

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Living in fear...

2008-05-28T01:28:56Z

Imagine, walking past your neighbour's house and you see the silhouette of an armed femme fatale. Being a responsible citizen, aways aware and alert, you call the cops....

Armed officers burst into the house, shouted at the owner to lie on the floor, and ordered him to surrender his weapon. The gunman turned out to be a life-sized model of Lara Croft. To add to the the owner's distress, he was taken to the cells and held for more than 13 hours before being released. He is now on bail for a suspected firearms offence, and Lara remains impounded as evidence.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-455037/Armed-police-raid-home-mistaking-Lara-Croft-dummy-gunman.html
:)

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The G'day Thread

2008-05-27T22:43:35Z

Click on the active members and send a PM to the person following you and say "G'day"
So that you don't look like a complete idiot, feel free to quote this thread and blame the insane mod....
You'll never know, might make a new friend this way :)

Being last, I'll PM *Dawn* who's first...

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Caption Competition

2008-05-27T05:56:07Z

What's he saying ?
http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/04956c04-c26f-4566-8ae5-7973aa2afc0f

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Hey Welcome

2008-05-27T05:38:55Z

Would like to say g'day to Deborah and Misha.

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Save Environment Theme - eco-friendly stuff

2008-05-27T01:45:45Z

Harrison Ford had his chest waxed to help deforestation, now the guys (yes, it's probably guys) at Triumph International Japan have invented the world's first solar-powered bra.

The garment has special pouches to hold one's drink (hence the need for the solar power to keep the drink cool). One starts off with a nice cleavage but as one sips, er... one sags a little... http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photospecials/graph/080514bra/3.html

Next !

Read more and photos here: http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photospecials/graph/080514bra/

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Yay hot coffee!

2008-05-27T01:43:04Z

I need it this morning!

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Compassion during adversity

2008-05-27T01:41:01Z

Jiang Xiaojuan I salute you. You may not have heard of her, she is a policewoman in China, mum to a 6 month old baby. She took it on herself to breastfeed up to nine orphans.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/22/china.breastfeed/

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Nightmare or dream?

2008-05-26T00:21:57Z

US and Aussie scientists have extracted the DNA from an extinct Tassie Tiger and brought it back to life in a mouse. OK they say that "the technology will not lead to the cloning of an entire Tasmanian tiger"

They probably forgot to add "for now". Jurassic Park will not happen due to the lack of a suitable host, but what about Genghis Khan, Hitler, Saddam ?

http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/extinct-gene-brought-back-to-life/2008/05/20/1211182749725.html

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Would you get married 11 times?

2008-05-25T18:12:03Z

Would you get married even once? With hindsight of course ;)

Bonnie Ashley was married 11 times, not one marriage lasted for more than 2 years. It's quite a sad tale, unloved by her dad who called any single woman over 25 "Old Maid". So what did she learn:

1) men are shallow
2) men only need three things to be happy, she discovered: a remote control, food in their belly and sex.

Read more http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080519/LIFE/805190351

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The CPR is working

2008-05-25T17:53:27Z

We've just had a couple of new recruits. Welcome the lovely Denisey, Kirstie and Tribe.
Hey Tribe, love the original name :)

Happy dance ! Wooop !

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Crush on Gordon Ramsay ?

2008-05-23T21:19:42Z

I know a few of the peeps on Tribe quite like that guy. Seen a couple of his programs and his love of the f word is really something.

Now what you don't know... ♫ Da da da ! ♪ GORDON RAMSAY EATS A THUMB.
Yes that' s right according to the Sun newspaper http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1194434.ece
Kitchen contestant Matt, 35, accidentally cut off the tip of his thumb while preparing pancetta stuffing for a quail. As he ran from the room to seek first aid, his team mates took over and fried up the thumb with the rest of the meat. Ramsay sampled the dish and said "It tastes weird.”

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Boston Legal.....not

2008-05-23T00:46:51Z

Are there any lawyers in this tribe?

A long time ago Donoghue bought a ginger beer took a swig and poured the remainder out into a tumbler. Out popped a decomposed snail... the famous Donoghue v Stevenson.The poor girl was awarded £500 for her grief, a lot of money in the 1930s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donoghue_v._Stevenson

Fast forward 2008, Mustapha found a dead fly in his bottled water. Sharp eyes spotted it and didn't take a swig like Ms Donoghue. The award $C341,775 was overturned on appeal. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23745122-23109,00.html

Moral of the story: drink even if you spot a fly in your soup!

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Brain Teaser ** (Thanks Gab)

2008-05-22T06:43:53Z

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on),

and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a galloping zebra.

Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

** I'll post the Answer Tomorrow :)

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A touch of class (or crass)

2008-05-21T23:27:26Z

OK have decided to tone down the smut here, didn't really do much to attract the raunchy crowd *sigh*
No more sex right...only tofus and they can't be luke warm either :)

posted in Hot Charlotte - 28 replies

Gerard and Rachel, thanks for fish .....smell

2008-05-21T16:44:59Z

Used to stalk a friend round Sydney who drove a 4 WD on oil that was used in a fish and chip shop.
Mmm... the exhaust fumes.

Now Gerard and Rachel have embarked on an environmentally friendly honeymoon trek around Australia, using waste vegetable oil from fish and chip shops to fuel their travel in a specially converted four-wheel-drive, which they named the Battered Fish due to the pungent smell of its exhaust fumes. Good on ya both!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23734878-29277,00.html

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Indiana Jones supports the environment. Do you????

2008-05-21T06:12:44Z

Harrison Ford has suffered a painful experience - chest waxing - to raise awareness of deforestation. Indiana Jones winces in pain as a strip of hair is ripped from his chest in the public service announcement for Conservation International!

Watch http://youtube.com/watch?v=r87wJ1QmyYw

Well, what are YOU doing for the environment?

posted in Hot Charlotte - 9 replies

New Main Photo

2008-05-20T23:04:21Z

The numerous emails I receive daily, we all know those offers never work.
A tried and proven technique is demonstrated in the main photo ... organ enlargement with guaranteed results :)

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Erotica

2008-05-20T06:06:19Z

Have you come across a piece of writing or photo that got you hot under the collar?
Do share, post your favourite passage by Anaïs Nin... ;)

Here's my mine...
http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/eb116e00-1d58-42a6-af4b-768097ee595c

posted in Hot Charlotte - 29 replies

Radicals in Melbourne

2008-05-16T05:28:04Z

Melbourne, not really renowned for the activists,the staid bastion of pin-striped bankers and accountants. Someone's spiked their drinking water. We've had Taxi drivers stripping http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/thread/3037f8d9-b9b0-4543-817c-8bc35558f638

Now we have seniors stripping in protest at being ignored in recent Budget. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23708099-29277,00.html

Photo of undressed seniors - click is you dare http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,23607,5031774-5007150-4,00.html

posted in Hot Charlotte - 5 replies

The Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus)

2008-05-13T13:47:22Z

From Wiki:

is an annual Shinto fertility festival held in Kawasaki, Japan in spring. The penis forms the central theme of the event.

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered around a local penis-venerating shrine, once popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Today, the festival is used to raise money for HIV research.

There's also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus that was used to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

Photos from the festival: http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photospecials/graph/080407mara/

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Stay at home mums ....

2008-05-13T08:06:24Z

Fret not, you're worth $117k according to Salary.com a compensation specialist based in Boston.
Working moms are only worth $68k. But...but a stay at home dad is worth $129k. Go figure.

http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1092804

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Japanese ladies weight loss secret

2008-05-13T05:28:05Z

Less calories? Exercise? Sushi? Karate? Nope....

The secret is that Japanese ladies tug at their pubic hair for a couple of minutes daily. Not only will this promote weight loss but makes one "look more beautiful". Run your fingers in a circular motion and through the pubic hair in the same way one would, when fondling regular hair. Something to do with the estrogen levels....

Read more: http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/archive/news/2007/05/20070511p2g00m0dm019000c.html

BTW...not going to work for guys :(

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Office of Government Commerce (OGC) new logo

2008-05-09T06:35:07Z

OGC gets to grips with new logo... *hee hee*
http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/ebb7c7d7-2471-4130-9c67-5407010eaa65

http://www.ogc.gov.uk/index.asp

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Bossy

2008-05-07T03:18:45Z

Ask Bossy is no-holds-barred advice from modern-day agony aunt, psychotherapist and journalist, Kate de Brito. It's the sort of advice friends and relatives are too polite to give http://blogs.news.com.au/bossy/

But the questions are getting a little stale. Can we assist? *evil grin*

Starting 2 threads, one for guy's (Francis) problems and another for the ladies (Elizabeth).
Do contribute a few words and we send it in :)

(Idea from Bloke's Trivia Tribe)

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W00t, lets Welcome...

2008-05-04T06:19:09Z

Simpleton. It's been so long since we've had a new recruit ...Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_bMFVDu9yo

posted in Hot Charlotte - 6 replies

Where's the real women ?

2008-05-04T00:35:33Z

Fashion week starts in Sydney this week, but take a look at the "models"...teenage matchsticks
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/designers-cut-a-dash-in-an-expanding-asian-market/2008/04/27/1209234656177.html

posted in Hot Charlotte - 5 replies

How to get rid of that one night stand...

2008-05-02T00:20:11Z

Buy this...
http://www.fuhnee.com/how-to-get-rid-of-a-dude.html

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Mommy's plastic surgery

2008-05-01T04:56:29Z

Finally what we've all been waiting for, a children's book on mommy's plastic surgery. Yup, that's right.

...Mommy is having her tummy made smaller. You see as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clother anymore. Dr Michael is going to help me fix that and make me feel better... http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w15/img.192384_t.jpg

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/fashion/news/20080418p2g00m0et009000c.html

posted in Hot Charlotte - 3 replies

uuummmmm

2008-04-30T21:57:27Z

*Blushes*

uuummm,,,,what was the name of this tribe originally? LOL I honestly cannot remember,,LOL

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Taxi drivers strip in Melbourne

2008-04-30T04:06:22Z

DOZENS of taxi drivers stripped and sat down at a busy Melbourne intersection this morning in a protest over the stabbing of a colleague.

Now...nude cabbies, that would be a tourist attraction !
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23621599-29277,00.html

posted in Hot Charlotte - 1 reply

Pregnant?

2008-04-29T05:34:53Z

Online tester http://thepregnancytester.com/
(Thanks Shadow)

posted in Hot Charlotte - 3 replies

Confused!

2008-04-27T23:49:54Z

Now I know I haven't been on Tribe that much over the past 6 months or so, but the name of this one caught my eye, and apparently...I'm a member? I don't think I ever posted here...what's going on?!? Where am I? Who am I? Anyhooters...hello all :O)

posted in Hot Charlotte - 8 replies

Numb tongue

2008-04-27T23:45:43Z

My tongue is numb I think I have drunk too much.

posted in Hot Charlotte - 10 replies

Why the uptick?

2008-04-27T22:48:13Z

Traffic here has picked up recently. Is that because of the hot sex, is that because of the cold tofu?

posted in Hot Charlotte - 3 replies

Dealing with an ex

2008-04-27T08:21:44Z

Stealing a quote from the movie2 days in Paris.
"It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly to nothing at all, nothing."
Do you remain friends with ex-lovers? What do you do when you do bump into one another? Warm hug, air kiss, passionate embrace?

Wrong subject in a the wrong tribe?

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A tribe name inspired question

2008-04-27T03:07:49Z

OK, in the interest of bringing them in or chasing them away ... whichever ... here is a question inspired by the (current?) tribe name:

What's the best or worst pre or post sex food you have ever had? (And don't insist on the food having to have participated in any way in the sex.)

posted in Hot Charlotte - 4 replies

nice new name...

2008-04-26T01:25:41Z

trust Jin to make my eyes pop when I signed in today :)

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Recommendation

2008-04-24T22:25:35Z

Went off to watch Billy Elliott the Musical yesterday. Really enjoyed it, guess it brought back memories of the miners strike, Maggie Thatcher, Arthur Scargill (yes I'm ancient), the Geordie accent and all.

Anyone seen any good plays, movies, musicals concerts recently. Recommendations ?

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I should be working but...

2008-04-24T07:51:47Z

...do you fancy shooting some sheep. Aussie pastime :)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

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If Darwin was right...

2008-04-24T07:45:43Z

...men are closer to monkeys than we'd like to admit.

Christina Ricci was groped by a chimpanzee on the set of her latest film Speed Racer. "The chimp jumped over and grabbed my left breast and hung off me," Ricci said.

But in an attempt to not upset the chimp any further, Ricci said she stood still and meekly cried "help, help, ouch".

http://tribes.tribe.net/compcocom/photos/96c06bb1-66d5-4a89-86a7-15278d94bd94
I can hear it now... "Help, Help, Ouch" :)

Source: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23591690-23109,00.html

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CPR....

2008-04-22T16:33:23Z

Caz started CPR desperate to revive this Tribe. James put a hand her shoulder.
"Caz" he said gently. "It’s no good. It's gone."

Come on, have a bash and post your score http://henriluoma.net/pingu/

456.5

Beat that !

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So..how's your day?

2008-04-22T16:25:00Z

Did you know it's
12 am in the UK (bedtime !) :)
9 am in Aust
7 pm on the East US coast
4 pm on the West US coast

It's been pouring for a couple of days and my coffee's cold.

posted in Hot Charlotte - 9 replies

Sex and drugs

2008-04-22T06:30:40Z

How does one go from A to DD's?

A woman has been arrested after customs officers found half a kilo of cocaine in her bra when she arrived on a flight from Hong Kong.

The 25-year-old had her bags searched after she arrived in Sydney yesterday morning. She was then frisked and packages of cocaine were allegedly found in her bra.

The woman is due in Sydney's Central Local Court today charged with importing a marketable quantity of a border-controlled drug. The maximum penalty for the offence is 25 years imprisonment and/or a $550,000 fine.

Source: www.news.com.au

posted in Hot Charlotte - 3 replies

Thank you all

2008-03-25T03:01:43Z

Thank you all for the lovely messages both in here and in PM, I'm semi-back so you better start behaving yourselves again!

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All Hail Sarah

2008-03-13T02:18:43Z

After a few short days at lovely Sarah's house Carrie is feeling much better, she asks me to pass on her love to you all and she says that she'll be back soon!

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All hail James

2008-03-06T03:20:04Z

James has kindly agreed to run this joint...now lets all misbehave and cause him some grief :)

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Our Beloved Charlotte

2008-03-02T23:11:10Z

Our lovely girl is really very poorly and is going to be staying with Sarah for a while, so at least we know she'll be in the best of hands. Thing is I spoke to her last night and she is too poorly to read / reply to all her emails so if anyone has emailed her get well soon messages she hasn't had them. I'm going to go and see her middle of this week so if anyone has anything they want me to pass on to her just post here or send me a PM and I'll let her know your messages when I see her.

Thanks all :)

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But it doesn't follow the CCC rule!

2008-03-02T21:29:39Z

Shouldn't it be "Carrie's Continence Care", or "Charlottes Continuous Complaints", or "Caz' Consumptive Coughing" something?

And I can't believe that she missed a whole thread just about how great she is. Sheesh. So selfish. Lying about on some chaise somewhere, while we're left here to fret and writhe, all worried about her imminent demise and such. Hmph.

posted in Hot Charlotte - 10 replies

Mummy why...... (cross post with my blog)

2008-03-02T21:10:37Z

are your boobies getting longer?

Hm. How do you answer that? Well cos you sucked all life out of them and they have never recovered? I guess I just have to put aside the idea of being perky and able to go bra free.....

posted in Hot Charlotte - 6 replies

Cleavage peeking...

2008-02-28T03:09:57Z

How did you do?
http://www.gamezfly.com/index.php?params=play/220/
;)

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Get Well Soon Caz! xxx

2008-02-25T18:38:04Z

Caz hasn't been feeling 100% so lets all leave her some get well soon messages :)

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29th February

2008-02-25T05:10:18Z

So who's going to propose?

A new name?

A new mod? BFG's not too busy nowadays, poor girl just lost the Mod role of two tribes (hugs).

posted in Hot Charlotte - 6 replies

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte....

2008-02-25T02:03:38Z

Tell us what you love about the owner of the cleavage that we worship here!

I will let YOU start, as I don't want to warp the poll.

posted in Hot Charlotte - 44 replies

Lost and Found... (a diluted cross-post pulled from the nether regions of Tribe)

2008-02-22T06:52:30Z

Italian scientists have finally discovered the G spot (that of course depends on whether one has one to begin with). Using ultrasound equipment on 20 women, 9 of whom experienced vaginal orgasms, they discovered thicker tissue in the front vaginal wall located behind the urethra.

This they say is the G spot. Read more here: http://news.smh.com.au/scientists-row-over-g-spot-nears-a-climax/20080221-1tl6.html

Questions sample size a little small, where, really ?
In order too :)

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Sorry...

2008-02-22T06:43:08Z

It's so damn hard to say "Sorry". Australia as a nation managed it today, albeit many years late.
I've got that problem, difficulty in admitting it when I screwed up big time.

Since confession is good for soul...anyone care to apologise for past misdeeds?

I've been wicked in promising cleavage, sex, drugs and disco balls.... to anyone who clicked on a link in Micky's and Zareen's tribe... by clicking, they joined this tribe :-)

...next

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