I've decided to start a church. There's already about a trillion churches & a billion religions so I figure one more won't hurt anything.
To join this church you must believe in something-which means even atheists can belong ! I guess churches are supposed to preach tolerance & love ( it doesn't seem like most of them do, however), so you should probably believe in that, but since any beliefs are acceptable it's OK if you believe in hate , too.
I wanted to be the Pope because he gets to wear a big hat, but I found out I'd have to get elected by a bunch of little popes & believe in another religion; and that if you're a Woman you can't be Pope because you're evil or something. Personally, I like evil Women so if you believe you have the divine right of receiving Oral Worship, you can be the Popess!
Since this is a church, I'm going to have to collect donations& tithes. First, I have to set up an off-shore account & I'm not sure how to do that, so if any sleasy tax attorny wants to join, she or he can be a minor god!

http://tribes.tribe.net/conphx