so we all have heard them..... what is yours?
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Wed, December 19, 2007 - 2:23 PMI swear this actually happened!
Drunk guy "hey, did you know the average vagina only has a depth of about four inches?"
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Wed, December 19, 2007 - 2:24 PMMissy, ROFL, that is too funny, the sap should have known how quick witted and snarky you are ;)
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Sun, December 23, 2007 - 8:07 PMWOW! You are quick and snarky... OMG this is freaking hilarious! -
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, December 27, 2007 - 12:41 PMI want to mount you.
And when I turned around and said, oh, NO, you did NOT just say that to me!
He nodded, and smiled, and said, I want to MOUNT you. -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 3:27 PMwas he on all fours sniffing you at a theme party? geesh can a guy really be that dumb? -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 3:39 PMI was a Peachy Puff at the time, and no, he was mingling at a bar in North Beach.
www.peachyspuffs.com/index.html -
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:24 PMwell im sure you were very, very fetching in their uniform but that line is beyond bad -
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Fri, December 28, 2007 - 9:23 AMThank you! Yes, I was, and yes, it was. Hence the reason for the post.
I've been quiet in this tribe, as I haven't been to an event yet, but am hoping to soon. -
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Fri, December 28, 2007 - 9:24 AMThe events are a lot of fun, hope to see you at one soon & I promise no Canine pickup lines ;) though I cant promise no jokes about them
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Wed, December 19, 2007 - 2:23 PMoff the top of my head, so you come here often?
although if she is incredibly cute it might still work ;)
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Wed, January 9, 2008 - 5:32 PMOk, I was AT BURNING MAN for Christ's sake. Out by the man one late night, this obvious virgin asks one of our camp mates:
"Do you know of any good clubs around here?"
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 9:06 AMI saw you checking me out, so I thought I would say hello.
Don't be overwhelmed by my good looks. -
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Thu, January 10, 2008 - 11:06 AMHere's a quarter- go call your mom and tell her you're not coming home tonight -
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Thu, January 10, 2008 - 2:48 PMLOL, that one is funny Polly depending on the delivery and the follow up afterwards.
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 2:57 PMOutside at my old hangout in Marin...
Him (unzipping his fly and pressing my hand on his crotch) "Aren't we lucky we don't play by *their* rules? I can just do something like this and you're totally ok with it...let me show you the way home."
Me (reaching for pepper spray) "Uh huh..." -
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 3:34 PMI like Melissa. She's funny.
:D
Not LIKE like.
Just like.
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Thu, January 10, 2008 - 3:38 PM"Him (unzipping his fly and pressing my hand on his crotch) "Aren't we lucky we don't play by *their* rules? I can just do something like this and you're totally ok with it...let me show you the way home." "
Oh, goodness.
I was in the Saloon in SF, sitting at the bar, when some guy came up behind me, handed me a cheap plastic rose necklace charm thing, and told me "This will save your life someday."
It took me about 20 minutes to realize how insane he actually was. Must have all that talk about his dead wife and Jesus. Anyway, I still have the charm, I can't bring myself to toss it. What if he was right??!
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Thu, January 10, 2008 - 3:52 PMhmmm Im surprised you didnt spray him and his "little friend" for that Melissa
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 1:05 AMI can't top Melissa's, so I won't even try!
(where in Marin were you hanging out?)
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 3:24 PMDude: "What's that fragrance you're wearing?"
Me: "Old Spice" -
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 4:03 PMDammit Rebekah...you win! :) -
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 10:46 AMhave you seen that commercial with a girl carrying a fresh taco or something in her purse, then all these guys come say "hi, what's that fragrance you're wearing?"
i totally think that could work with bacon...
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Re: The Worst Pick Up line you have been unfortunate to hear
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 6:33 PMive heard tons, but my personal favorite is "I'll bet you i can trip you and dick you before you can throw me and blow me.
