What are you afraid of?
Bears.
What are you really afraid of?
The North American grizzly.
No, what are you really afraid of?
Being sucked into a creepy, crazy cult.
~ Maria Bamford

She has mesmerized you with her doumbek playing. She transfixed you with her performance art. She renewed your enthusiasm for life doing business as the Goddess Kaffeina. She smashed your outdated assumptions with her passionate activist spirit. She stroked your heartstrings when she served you ice cream at Gelato Vero Caffe. She ricocheted a wisecrack across the room that made you laugh until you nearly passed out.

No matter how you fell in love with Laura, you know what an extraordinary blessing the Goddess has given us in such an exquisite woman. Just to be near her is to feel the grace flowing through her. To see her light up with enthusiasm for life is such a delight. To be by her side through the bad times and the good is such an honor.

You have finally found your sanctuary, weary traveler. Your search is done. I'll just close this door as you get settled. Don these robes. Send your love donations to the Creepy Crazy Cult of Laura at Post Office Box 601493, San Diego CA 92160. Hey, what kind of creepy crazy cult would this be if we didn't ask for all your money? This one is an E ticket ride, baby! She's worth every penny.

http://tribes.tribe.net/cultoflaura