. . . who want to STAY that way! ! !

Curmudgeons in good standing invited to rant about extraverts, uncouth breeders, New Age truisms, "faith," blaring pop "music" in public places, toddlers who repeatedly bang the back of your booth in diners, processed cheese, knuckle-draggers with footballs/basketballs, people who insert an extra syllable in the words "mischiev (i) ous" and "orient(at)ed" and other certain omens of our declining civilization.

If you're found to have uncurmudgeonly thoughts, we throw you out, and reduce the surplus population.

http://tribes.tribe.net/curmudgeonsonly