The First Church of Cute Young Girls Who Are Sex Slaves to Nugget
This is not my first cult, but on a decent scale for my standards.
His Holiness the First Pope of Denton, Texas and founder of the First Church of Cute Young Girls who are Sex Slaves to Nugget

I came off the road at Victory Church, shat and set out to destroy the Prefab Megachurches as my fordoctors have before me.




Upon his enlightenment, Pope Nug?t "Nugget" Serababel DoFS realized the best way to SHOW people the Light was to put the wand thereof (Lingam in Hindu lingo) in them. Women, being superior to all men on Earth (Nugget is NOT human, but rather a sort of Yeti-Buddha) need his Enlightening And besides, I haven't been laid much lately

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