Not really nude if you're wearing a trench coat. Provacative, maybe.

I danced nude with a stripper at my bachelor party, but really only as a retaliation for my friends(?) attempt to embarrass me. Refused to be embarrassed.

When my Dad used to live in Mill Valley I'd drive my 280ZX over to Muir Beach or Stinson and wear flip flops and cotton shorts and a tank top. As soon as I got in the car I'd git nekkid and drive the winding road through the mountains. When I'd get to the beach I'd wrap a towel around me and walk to the north end of Muir which was clothing optional. I'd just lay around and read and drink and smoke weed and talk to people. Play games. Throw frisbee. Etc.....

The first time I ever realized it was a nude beach I was 17 or 18 and had driven there by myself and had some whiskey and weed. I was walking and just looking out at the water. Then I turned and noticed all these naked people and kind of froze. There was a big rock near me so I sat down on it and decided to take off my shirt. Didnt want to seem like a total prude or some perv or something. lol Then I heard this ladies voice saying "Hey there. Hello." I just kept looking at the water in a daze. Then I heard it louder. I look over and this totally gorgeous woman with really nice titts was walking towards me. I thought she was saying "Do you wanna show some dick?" I was like "WHAT?!!!" She repeated "Do you wanna show some dick?" I was embarassed. Just sitting there not knowing what to say. She had a frisbee in her hand. Then she looked at me like "Hello. Do you want to throw some disc with me and my husband?" I started laughing and told her what I thought she said. She cracked up. Then the three of us "threw disc" for a while. Then she jogged over to me and said "He wants you to swim in the ocean with him." Her husband was knodding towards the water. I said it was too cold and the currents too strong and I was too drunk and stoned but that I'd love to and thought he was a really hot guy. She said no prob and waved him to go it alone. So we were talking on the beach and he came in after a bit and we all talked for a while. Then the sun was setting and we all decided to go. I wish I would have stayed in touch with them as they are some of the coolest people I've ever met in my life.

I've gone jogging naked in the early morning in the country. It was all damp and dewy and I didn't want the clothes I had with me all wet.

After a night of heavy discoing (the 70's - BeeGees type scene) my wife and I no doubt quite toasted decide to drive home in my Dodge Dart Swinger (great car) totally nude. Driving the freeways of Houston totally nude at night with the windows down and the air piling in and playing all over the body is like being caressed by the breath of a friendly dragon. There is the tingly suspense of the possibility that a cop could pull you over and nail you for indecent exposure plus drunk driving. The strange feel of the accelerator and brake petals against your bare feet. You kind of feel insufficient and novice handling that car machine like you did in drivers ed school at first. You are not "equipped" to deal with the car when you're nude, but of course we fly down the road like the bad boy and girl that we were the day we were born. Somehow we're stealing our own car that night.

Well, if a trench coat counts as going out nude, then I go out nude all the time under my clothes. =oD