LOL!!! Well, fortunately I don't have to deal with other people's hot seats (or asses ofr that matter) in my line of work!

I think some people are just leaky I guess. The lady that wet my seat must have been somewhat incontinent? Or just had an atrocious oozing vagina? I'm not sure. Like I said, I understand sweat and heat but not anal leakage. That's just wrong. Or vaginal leakage. I suppose us men have the occasional penile leakage but I don't think that winds up on a chair at the office in the form or the infamous & notoriously foul, BOOTY JUICE!!!

People just use those chairs and don't pay any attention to the stain. I would never sit on them. It's funny how since a few weeks ago I pointed it out to a few people that those chairs have been moved and exchanged with other chairs from our sales pod. Now the new sales people have to use them. lol It's kind of like hazing in a way. "Welcome to _______. Nice to meet you. Here's where you'll be required to sit and do all your shit for the next couple months. Don't mind the booty juice yo. It aint nuthin' but a thang." They can always sit on some newspaper right? Ha ha. I am so glad I have my own chair in my own office. Yay. No booty juice.

Should booty juice be one word or two? I think it can be both. Let's see BOOTY JUICE, or BOOTYJUICE. I'm not sure. Any language experts care to clarify. I don't prefer to appear any more ignorant than I already do. : )

Did yall see that old movie too where they were always saying BOOTYJUICE! BOOTYJUICE! BOOTYJUICE!!!!? Oh no. That was Beatlejuice. Hmm. ( SQUIRT SQUIRT!!! : )

This thread reminds me of a story from over ten years back (1995) of a fat substitute product called Olestra being tested by Procter & Gamble. Olestra had been under development for 25 years at a total cost of over $200 million. The report (cited: www.vegsource.com/attwood/olestra.htm) said that while Olestra had a number of benefits, there were a couple of unfortunate side-effects: the first was that it stripped a lot of the nutrients (mainly fat-soluble vitamins) from the gut and stopped them being absorbed by the body. Over the longer term this could lead to greater risk of cancer.

The other problem, described by Dr. Fred H. Mattson, the co-discoverer and former employee of P&G…in an interview for Time Magazine about his work on the product, "we had a great deal of trouble with what we called 'anal leakage.'"

[That phrase again: "ANAL LEAKAGE."]

"It seems that in some individuals this new substance, a sucrose molecule, a polyester, with six to eight long-chain fatty acids attached, was so large and dense that enzymes couldn't break it down. It went through the gastrointestinal tract without absorption and actually stained the underwear of test subjects. Though this risk of "anal leakage" and underwear staining has been reduced, according to researchers at P&G, by making changes or "stiffening" the molecule, it hasn't been abolished. The final product continues to cause bloating, cramping, and diarrhea in many individuals eating as little as the 10 grams contained in a small, one ounce bag of potato chips. There is also evidence that this effect is greater in patients with chronic inflammatory bowel disease.

Needless to say Olestra wasn't considered a viable product.