Men...when you jack it,pop it,get your nut or whatever...where do you put that 'load?"
1.) into a Cumrag?
2.) onto the pages of your Holy Bible?
3.) onto the shower floor?
4.) in the water in the bathtub?
5.) rub it on your Christian Dior 500 thread-count Sheets?
5-A.) in His/Her Mouth?
6.) In his/Her Ass?
7.) in her Vagina?
8.into the clothes Hamper?
9.) Into your Nike Michael Jordans?
10.) Rub it onto the back of the Headboard?
11.) into the sink?
12.) in the bushes out back?
13.) into your own mouth?
14.) into the toilet?
1.) into a Cumrag?
2.) onto the pages of your Holy Bible?
3.) onto the shower floor?
4.) in the water in the bathtub?
5.) rub it on your Christian Dior 500 thread-count Sheets?
5-A.) in His/Her Mouth?
6.) In his/Her Ass?
7.) in her Vagina?
8.into the clothes Hamper?
9.) Into your Nike Michael Jordans?
10.) Rub it onto the back of the Headboard?
11.) into the sink?
12.) in the bushes out back?
13.) into your own mouth?
14.) into the toilet?
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 8:42 PMOh so restricted? lol Are we limited to just those 14 fabulous options?
Mines usually goes on me hand, stomach & chest. Sometimes in my face or over the shoulder on the wall or ceiling depending upon my "level of excitement." Sometimes it goes in my "Fleshlight" and sometimes in my mans bootay.. Does it really matter? I havent done the cum, piss, burn Bible thing for years. lol But as that supposed God states in his Holy Word, if you think / thought it, you've done it. YOU ARE ALL MURDERERS!!! You have crucified Christ on the cross. LOL
Yeah right.
Dear Christian God & your folowers = SUCK IT!!! YOU FUCKIN' FUX!!!
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 11:50 PM15.) On her bedroom curtains ! -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 10:01 AM"Let No Seed be spilled Upon the Ground" (It's somewhere in that silly book of verse!)
OOOOPS! Looks like I'm goin ta that Christian Fictional Playground HELL!
I can't COUNT how Much "SEED" I dumped all over the ground at China Lake LOL! -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 10:08 AMJake you are always oh so poetic and romantical. : ) -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 10:10 AM"Let no seed be spilled on the ground" This could be interpeted as a biblical command to swallow. -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 10:30 AMNo no. That would be sin. It states specifically in John 36:24:36, Thou shalt only make sperm in vagina. This is a very serious rule that must be followed.
I thought it was funny that this tribe was just under the MOVIE WHORES tribe on my tribe list. I had to take a double take cuz I thought it said Stupid Whores. I was like "Hey. I'm not on that tribe!" -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 9:36 PMOhh NO Hummingbird!
According to the Christian Faith EVERY SEED Must be deposited ONLY in a Vagina to make "More Christians" Hence the Catholic Stance on Birth Control
"Make EVERY Sperm COUNT" Heavens! and this Planet Isnt overcrowded enuff YET? -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 7:08 PMI wonder if that Dan guy is gonna have more? I can't believe he has ten kids. WTF is he trying to prove? That ignorance is bliss? Whatever happened to him? Is he still around? I feel like bitch-slapping someone. -
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 9:26 PM10 kids !? Dear God ! LOL ! Thats just fuck'n wrong !
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Re: Where do you put "It"?
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:29 PMwhere ever She want's it, pussy, ass, mouth, on her titties, bellie...................
