...........farted on or next to someone then just laughed and walked away so other people walking by will think it's the person you farted on?
I havent done this for a long time. A guy at work used to think it was funny to do to me. There's another guy at work that thinks it's funny but he isnt trying to make anyone think it's someone else. I told him everytime. Do NOT fart on the Marvin. Marvin no likey to be fart on. Me is greatly offended by the fart on. Me explains to him "Dood!!! That is like so gross!" I explained to him that when you smell someones fart that you are actually getting microscopic pieces of shit in your nose. That it is like forcing someone to eat your shit. He got totally grossed out and hasnt farted on me in three weeks now. lol
I havent done this for a long time. A guy at work used to think it was funny to do to me. There's another guy at work that thinks it's funny but he isnt trying to make anyone think it's someone else. I told him everytime. Do NOT fart on the Marvin. Marvin no likey to be fart on. Me is greatly offended by the fart on. Me explains to him "Dood!!! That is like so gross!" I explained to him that when you smell someones fart that you are actually getting microscopic pieces of shit in your nose. That it is like forcing someone to eat your shit. He got totally grossed out and hasnt farted on me in three weeks now. lol
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when I was waiting tables we used to whats called "crop dusting" where you walked by a waiter who you didnt like that was at a table talking to customers fart as you walk by and he/she are stuck in the stench getting blamed by their customers
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I actually like farting, I don't fart "On People" but I will break wind wherever I am, hell I ripped a good one in a church a few days ago during a poly group meeting..I have my kids pull my finger to make me fart...I can go on and on about farting.
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LOL..hehe did it echo in the church? lol !
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One time my ex cleared about a 30 foot radius around him in a crowded bar. He was standing there ordering a drink and I wondered why everyone was walking away from him and thought there was some big problem. Then I smelled it. I told him he should have gone outside. He said "Fuck these fuckin' faggots! I don't give a fuck what they think." I was like "Okay whatever man." He was always farting on me. I don't think I've ever met anyone that burps & farts as much as him. lol
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When we were kids..lol..I tormented the hell outta my brothers !
my 1 brother would be on the couch with a blanket watch'n TV and I'd pin him with the blanket and spackle 1 off on his forehead ! LOL ! -
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Lol, apparently it can be used at times to get your own way. I know of a family that went to stay in a townhouse by the lake. The eldest teen son immediately wanted the room off by itself by the pool, The younger son ran in the room laid on the bed and ripped a big one. That was it, the eldest said " gross you can have it now" and chose a different room.
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