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Do you wipe from the front or back? lol

topic posted Fri, May 9, 2008 - 7:46 PM by 
And do you use a little or alot of toilet paper? : ) I try to conserve everything. An old roommate of mine used TONS of tp and expected me to split the cost regularly. Eventually I told him I'd buy my own. It would take me a month to use what he used in a week.

SO!!! Front or back? lol

I know this is a very personal type of question but I have been curious about this since I was a kid. I was never really taught how to wipe my ass. As far as I can remember anyway. Everyone I have ever known well enough to be in their presence during such intimate moments always does the reach around from behind thing. I've seen other men do this in public restrooms that don't have walls too. I don't trip on it too much but it does make me feel "different." lol The fact that I wipe from the front. It's just always come natural for me to do it that way. It's easy. It seems awkward to reach around. I don't even try to do it that way. I have read that women mostly do it from the back to avoid infections?

Possibly not many people want to discuss such a base subject. That's cool. Whatever. I just think it's interesting. You know me, being Mr. Maturity and all. Ha ha.
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  • MoJo
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    Re: Do you wipe from the front or back? lol

    Sat, May 10, 2008 - 3:07 PM
    Front to back, of course. About 6 sheets, triple fold. No using both sides either. HA! nd it does make a difference for men, too...don't want your nuts smelling lke dookie, ya know. ( Never know who might notice:)
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  • Crystal
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    Re: Do you wipe from the front or back? lol

    Sat, May 10, 2008 - 3:30 PM
    Front to back then wash with my special wash cup..... even when I pee ... and I use wet ones when I'm away from home.
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    • Re: Do you wipe from the front or back? lol

      Sat, May 10, 2008 - 4:43 PM
      I pull my balls up so they stay clean. You never know whos chin they might be riding. j/k lol

      One time, I was with this guy. He seemed really nice and had a hot bod. So I takes him homo wit me right? Yeah. Uh huh. Then. We get into a sideways 69 and everything is going all great and shit right? OKAY!!! THEN, this mutha fucka keeps the 69 goin' but puts me on my back and is on top of me with his dirty dog in my mouth. I was lovin' it. THEN!!!, I happened to notice DINGLEBERRIES hanging off his hairy asshole. Like 7 or 8 really big ones. I was like "OH HELLNO MUTHA FUCKA!!!" He was like "What?" Sat up with a stupid look on his face. I was like "Bitch you went out to pick someone up and get laid and came back to my house with big assed dingleberries hanging off yo ass?!!!!" At that time I was not in the compassionate phase that I'm currently in where I would probably just tell him to go take a shower and come back to bed. I was like "Dude! Just go."

      "What? Why?"

      "Just get the fuck out man! Youve got a massive chronic dingleberry problem goin' on! HELLO!!!"

      So he got all pissed and left. He was mumbling some shit when he left. I was like "Yeah whatever faggot. Go wash your ass!" lol

      And yes, I have been drinking thank you. This post was brought to you by Jim Beam and Budweiser. : )
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