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What HEALTH CARE will get passed, for a DEAD PRESIDENT, who is still walking?

2009-11-14T15:06:10Z

fuzzypeaches702, President Obama Speaks on Fort Hood back to bush-league: "U are by far 1 goofy son of a bitch! Eat shit asshole!!!"

When the BRATS were sent back to BRITAIN, they left their offal, in Jerusalem, called a hot, new word, since from their Pope's SHIT for brains, they could get God to tell them, they had a couple of things to do, before they could stay, in Jerusalem, next in the Victorian Crusade, 1882: invade Beijing, through Shiites in Iran. Fart hard for bon Jovi, on Texas-TV!

Mr.O'Bungle tried to block Burris; Catholic cops shot young blacks, including Oscar Grant in California. Pigs incited riot, Bam notified no courts, and in Cali after swearing in, Bam incited shooting of 5 OPD on 3/22/09, had downlow beer'S', winked at the Honduran coups, and with McCain's bush-pilots, Bam farts hard in Texas! Chase no bin Laden for Palin, bon Jovi, Jenna Bush, Giuliani, Daves, Cones, or with uranium-ammo sprayers. Pigs jacked Bonds, for his #756 remark, ISAIAH, to damn Israel.

What health care gets passed, when Senator Hailey Joel sees dead people of the near future, pretending AF1 and 2 will fly, high, free, bird?

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This is no bullshit

2009-11-14T14:56:50Z

There’s this guy. He is a direct competitor in my field of service. I know allot about him as he works for a company that I previously worked for. The guy personally is a real creep. How can I take him down. Here are the facts that I know about him. His previously occupation before this service job was mortician assistant. He has told me (back when we were acquaintances) all about how fun it was for him to cut open dead people, play with them, all sorts of disgusting things. He had absolutely no reverence at all for these people. I suspect something else though. There was an event in his life were he was divorced and could never have custody of his kids because of some sort of crime he had committed. Ever since I had known him, all he would talk about, and the thing that would occupy his mind all day long was little boys that he had acquainted himself with. I swear, he would talk with a gleam in his eye about all of the little boys that he has befriended. All, of which were of preteen age. He is full of stories about how he goes on Christian church camping trips as a mentor to kids and purposely disrupts the curriculum of the outing by causing general mayhem. Making the kids play dead while he did his Texas chainsaw massacre thing. And reveling in the other counselors dismay. He is a Jew, denounces Christianity with a passion. He has actually been banned from some churches in his hometown area (Atlanta). He is a protestor. He protests Christian churches about the gay marriage thing . He lives with another gay man that is over 400 lbs. They care for each other and that’s cool but this guy is really mean and the biggest weirdo I’ve ever met. He denounce America and became a Jew to obtain an Israeli passport for some driving reason. Something about the laws there. The guy is capable of anything and has more nerve than you could imagine. I sincerely believe that he is a homosexual-pedophile-necrophiliac and quite possibly a murderer of young children. How can I find out for sure??????????????????

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Indian food?

2009-11-14T07:07:54Z

Why does it make so many people have to poo so quickly? I ASSume it's because I dont eat those spices very often. So my body's not used to it. I love Indian food. But half the time I need to go asap afterward. Wot up wit dat? : ( Maybe I should take an Immodium an hour before going. lol I swear I just thought of that. I could show off to all my friends. Go dancing. "Look at me. I don't have to poo. Woo hoo!!!" : )

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Horrible Exception

2009-11-13T20:08:50Z

Do you ever log on to Tribe only to see a page that looks like this and does anyone know what this means?

Horrible Exception: org.apache.turbine.util.security.TurbineSecurityException: Unable to update the security system.
at com.tribe.modules.actions.TribeLogin.doPerform(TribeLogin.java:121)
at org.apache.turbine.modules.Action.perform(Action.java:48)
at org.apache.turbine.modules.ActionLoader.exec(ActionLoader.java:96)
at org.apache.turbine.Turbine.loginAction(Turbine.java:880)
at org.apache.turbine.Turbine.doGet(Turbine.java:690)
at org.apache.turbine.Turbine.doPost(Turbine.java:862)
at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:709)
at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:237)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at net.tribe.filters.UncleanURLFilter.doFilter(UncleanURLFilter.java:74)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:186)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at org.tuckey.web.filters.urlrewrite.UrlRewriteFilter.doFilter(UrlRewriteFilter.java:304)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:186)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at net.tribe.filters.HostnameRewriteFilter.doFilter(HostnameRewriteFilter.java:70)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:186)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at net.tribe.filters.HibernateSessionFilter.doFilter(HibernateSessionFilter.java:49)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:186)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at net.tribe.filters.LinkToolFilter.doFilter(LinkToolFilter.java:52)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:186)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at net.tribe.filters.ApiFamilyFilter.doFilter(ApiFamilyFilter.java:60)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:186)
at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:157)
at net.tribe.filters.UncleanURLFilter.doFilter(UncleanURLFilter.java:74)

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sattelite online?

2009-11-13T01:36:36Z

I dont have a TV well actually I dont have cable and we only get one channel over the air here so I watch the local news from time to time but thats it. I dont need cable its just not worth it. The only thing I do miss though is watching games. I can watch all my baseball online and the weekly Niners game I can go to my friends house to watch it but occasionaly theres a game I cant watch like tonights Niners V Bears game on the NFL network. Even if I had cable I couldnt watch it because charter doesnt provide it.

Here is my question, Ive been trying to find a way to watch the game online and Ive come across several sites that claim they are sattelite tv service you can watch on your computer for a fee. Does anyone know if these work? Seems like it could easily be a rip off but does anyone know?

also does anyone know a way I can watch tonights game online?

Thanks

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Name that caption

2009-11-08T00:09:23Z

So far the caption is "when Fruit Goes Bad" , but what is your caption for this pic?

http://people.tribe.net/c58df4ab-90a8-4014-823b-30a62a1043cb/photos/4432da41-33bf-44d6-bda1-abb28cf30fb4

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New cell phone thingy?

2009-11-08T00:06:36Z

WHY oh why does it not sign into FB on it? Incorrect username or password? It's the same as I use on my computer. Maybe I need to take it to the store and ask them. So lame. : (

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whats up with that 9 thing

2009-11-07T05:55:01Z

9 X 8 = 72 = 7+2=9

9 X 49 = 441=4+4+1=9

9 X 288=2592= 2+5+9+2= 18 = 1+8=9

9 X 348921 = 3140289 = 3+1+4+0+2+8+9= 27 = 2+7= 9

9 X 999999999 = 8999999991= 8+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+1=81 = 8 +1 = 9

whatever number you multiply with 9 and...
well, you still end up with 9...
weird*

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Strictly Commercial?

2009-11-04T02:28:01Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ - Dos Equis: The Most Interesting Man in the World (2009)

What commercials have you seen that you like for whatever reason. And why do you like them? I like this one. It just cracks me up. Funny as hell.

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A Friend's Question

2009-11-03T05:53:14Z

A friend of mine was out with her boyfriend last night. At the club there was a lesbian who kept coming onto my friend. Her boyfriend, who is also in the theater and very acquainted with gay culture, was instantly offended, and felt disrespected. My friend could not understand why he was offended. My question for you all is this: If your straight mate was being come onto by someone of the same sex, would you feel that that person was disrespecting you?

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Solid white line?

2009-11-03T04:19:45Z

Why do so many people not understand wtf the solid white line means while making a "protected" right turn? Jesus mother fuckin' Christ up the ass!!! Every fuckin' day assholes be sitting there at a full ( fool ) stop. Like a deer in the fuckin' headlights. Usually on a fuckin' cellphone too.

So yet another question. Why the hell can I and some people talk on the phone and still drive just fine? But so many people truly are impeded by it? It's obvious they cant do both. RETARDS!!!

: )

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gay Terrorist

2009-10-31T03:23:59Z

ok Terrorist are really metrosexual, i mean look at the cool outfits and shinny bombs,
so this is my questions.
hetro Terrorist gets 70 virgins

what do tthe gay Terrorists get?

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All Skate! Change Directions!!

2009-10-31T01:03:29Z

Remember hearing that at the roller rink? what other classic phrases like that remind you of being a kid?

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Do You Make Coffee In The Nude?

2009-10-30T09:39:26Z

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charges

By WILL THOMAS/myfoxdc

SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

"Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said. "

Do you go to your kitchen naked?

Would the actions of the assholes who arrested this man deter you from walking naked in you own home?

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2010

2009-10-30T04:25:02Z

Are people going to say,"Two thousand and ten", or "Twenty ten"?

I'm going to start saying 2010 as twenty ten. And then twenty eleven, etc.

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Magic words

2009-10-30T04:22:36Z

Do you know any? Do you use them in daily conversation and do they bring result? Is there a prayer, chant or spell that you truly believe in your heart that can make a difference?

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Not a Homophobe....BUT!!!!

2009-10-28T05:40:04Z

What is with all the naked man parts for profile pics all of a sudden????

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old question still needs Answers

2009-10-26T18:52:30Z

I'm worried about
The Cabbage Patch Kids
I mean, when they grow up
Will they be confused that these
People are not their real parents?

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% of Homophobes

2009-10-24T04:01:37Z

As Wes Clark Junior once said about Pat Robertson's homophobia, "Its because deep down inside he wants to smoke the hog"

I really think that a majority of gay bashers do have isues with actually being sort of bi or gay. Im straight and quite uncomfortable with the thought of gay sex. I cant help it, its my thing but I have found a really easy way to deal with it. I dont spend any time thinking about gay sex. I also assume that my gay friends probably feel the same about the kind of sex Im having.

So my question is do you think that Wes Clark Jr has a point? and if so what percentage of the anti-gay movement is actully probably pretty gay?

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EJECT?

2009-10-23T02:46:42Z

How the FUCK do I eject a cd from my laptop? I hardly ever use it and I always forget. : ( Yes. Seriously. lol

Dell XPS M1530

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BBW/M in Skimpy Clothing

2009-10-22T16:02:20Z

Does it bother you to see obese people in spandex, or revealing costumes, fishnets, or with breasts pouring out of over-laced corsets? I just finished a six week renaissance faire and quite often heard criticism of overweight people who reveal too much of themselves in outfits that leave little to the imagination, often by folks who have a weight problem themselves. Personally, I don't care. They paid to get into faire and its their fantasy. These folks are often dressed as fairies, or trolls, or warriors, or tarts, or pirates. A few of these folks that were criticized were what I would call plump and not fat. Seems like prejudice.

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A stupid question....

2009-10-20T05:26:26Z

The most common stupid question: "May I ask you a question?"

Shouldn't that be, "May I ask you ANOTHER question... besides asking this one?"

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Hello Dear

2009-10-19T17:12:46Z

So I got this message today strange and random. Has anyone gotten one of these? What does it mean? I know its spam but I cant tell what the angle is

Hello dear ,
i see your contact here
how are you today I hope that everything is ok with you as it is my great pleasure to contact you and in having communication with you starting from today, please I wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happens in future.

I will be very happy if you can write me through my email(maryjammeh@yahoo.com) for easy communication and to know all about each other. If it is okay by you, I can give you my pictures and details about me in my next email to you.

I will be waiting to hear from you as I wish you all the best.

Remain Blessed

MARY

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Fexual Congreff

2009-10-19T05:04:42Z

Remember the good old dayf when our forefatherf wrote s's that looked like f's? Or rather f'f?
Fimply try faying thingf thif way. It drivef people nutf. Laugh my aff off!

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So Sorry

2009-10-18T19:31:38Z

When was the last time you had to apologize to someone? and why

My financial aid and gi bil are all screwed up right now so I had to apologize to my landlord for not having rent. It should be ok because I usually pay off my rent several months in advance

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would you live here?

2009-10-18T17:17:27Z

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/wallflower/detail?entry_id=49515

I think I would give up my apartment and hit the road just to live in one of these things. I think they are sweet, but would you live in one of these?

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What do you do when.........

2009-10-17T17:26:57Z

.......you know youre completely fucking insane. But you know for certain if you commit yourself to an institution it will make things worse and completely ruin your life more than it already is? : )

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In porn

2009-10-16T18:46:33Z

How come many porn movies don't show the guy fully penetrating the woman? He always seems to get it only halfway into anything that is available...

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How do you describe an early long day?

2009-10-12T16:45:58Z

Is it early?

Is it long?

Or is it WHAT?

(someone said this on another site and I found it to be one of those funny statements)

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smashing things into the moon

2009-10-10T14:39:19Z

i was thinking that NASA could save lots of cash by sending less expensive things, stuff that would not be missed.

like it could be fun if they crashed the fox news team into the moon

what say you?

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Worst fashion trend

2009-10-09T04:56:26Z

In your opinion, what was - or is - the most ridiculous-looking fashion trend of all time?

When it first started i thought that those drooping baggy pants were the dumbest thing i ever saw. http://urbangrounds.com/wp-content/uploads//saggy_britches.jpg

But i'm somewhat used to it now.

And i'm sure there is worse.

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Black Girls

2009-10-09T04:45:37Z

Do African American girls not like white guys? I dated a black girl in high school but I have never gone out with a black girl ever since. Whenever I meet African American girls they really dont seem to be interested in white boys.

I really dont mean this question to sound racist please dont get me wrong I have aboslutley no problem with interracial relationships. It just that it seems to me that vast majority of white black/white interracial reltionships seem to be white girl with a black guy I rarely ever see it the other way around.

Is there something I dont know or understand?

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Most Quoted Movies

2009-10-09T04:42:31Z

I am one of those people who is alway throwing out movie quotes. Most of the time it's not even on purpose, it's kind of like a nervous tick or something...its just there.

What is your most quoted movie, and what is your favorite quote from that movie.

For me, I would have to say "The Color Purple"

"It's gone rain on yo head!"

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Kohls?

2009-10-08T06:15:02Z

If someone from Europe visits here regularly and wants a Kohls card why is it impossible? Why are they required to have a social security number?

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Dead Set???

2009-10-07T06:32:07Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Set_(TV_series)

I saw this in Britain last January. Is it EVER going to be released on our dvd format? AND, why the hell are there different formats? If we buy cd's that play on their cd players and ours why cant dvds be the same? I want DEAD SET and I want it now!!!

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What happened to all the bra commercials?

2009-10-01T12:40:42Z

Remember the cross your heart bra commercials of the '70's? I'd rather have that then someone taking feminine hygiene stuff, making it look like a lawn chair or pin ball machine and telling me to have a happy period!

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Is there a Martha S "light"?

2009-09-30T23:22:51Z

I love Martha Stewart's stuff. Right now I'm reading her book on gardening, and it becomes apparent that nothing is realistic. She claims to plant thousands of bulbs every fall, reminding herself of the years she didn't plant any. Well, I planted about 400 one year, and it was a hell of digging and bending over. No single person could plant a thousand and not have a humpback. I want to meet her team of gardeners.

Her estate is immense. In one year, she planted 75 roses, and obviously has many more. I have two in big pots, some volunteers in the side yard, and a few minis from Trader Joes. They are a constant source of infestations and disease. If I manage to get a few good blooms to bring in for a bouquet, chances are they have earwigs.

So I'm wondering if there is a Martha Stewart "light", someone who takes her ideas on gardening and crafts and makes them doable for real people. For instance: in her gardening book, for October, she is layering real gold leaf on the pumpkins she grew, which she will use as decorations and soup bowls. Um, isn't there some way I can do this with a can of spray paint? I have those in gold. They would make nice, quick decorations. No one I know would eat soup out of a gold-leafed pumpkin. In our world, soup comes from cans.

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its my birthday

2009-09-30T00:08:20Z

how should i spend my day ?

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Do you regret voting for Obama?

2009-09-29T14:04:12Z

http://www.sodahead.com/question/265464/do-you-regret-voting-for-barack-obama/?link=GCPA_ObamaRegret_q265464_sky2&gclid=COj7z422g5kCFQ6jagodXjBimA

I answered no. That he may not be the answer to all the worlds problems. But he's still a better answer than McCain.

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A Stupid Random Favorites List

2009-09-28T20:38:15Z

copy and paste and waste a bunch of time by answering, what is your favorite . . .

~ romantic comedy

~ national park

~ type of weather

~ comic book as a kid

~ foreign accent

~ winter olympic sport

~ part of your love interest's body

~ poet

~ halloween costume that you've worn

~ breakfast cereal

~ political figure

~ magazine/periodical

~ toy from childhood

~ tattoo that you have

~ pie

~ old article of clothing

~ day of the year

~ genre of music

~ sports hero

~ flower

~ mixed drink

~ movie musical

~ vegetable

~ screen kiss

~ tribe

~ place to buy clothes

~ religion/belief system

~ curse word or phrase to say

~ unnecessary gadget of yours

~ musical 'genius'

~ schoolyard game from childhood

~ bar

~ 'battle scene' from a movie

~ music to get your groove on

~ drug (illegal)

~ thing about your family

~ way to travel

~ cause

~ candy bar

~ sex position

~ thing about your work

~ restaurant you frequent regularly

~ local park

~ cafe

~ subject/class from high school

~ horror movie

~ photo of yourself (describe)

~ sport to play

~ musical instrument

~ band to see live

~ video game

i'll stop here

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The Funny Victim of a Lightning Strike Story

2009-09-27T02:33:58Z

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=24744404

Ok I know its not a question but I just got this video and it about made me pee my pants

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Anyone here Sew? (any....Men?)

2009-09-27T02:30:00Z

This past August,my little brother Michael bought me a Sewing Machine and Cabinet.
Iv'e always been interested in Sewing since my Mom was a Seamstress all her life.
My first project was making a utility style Kilt from an online Tutorial,it came out "ok for my first stab at garment construction" especially since I didn't have a "Pattern" to go by (there are no Simplicity or Butterick's Patterns for a Mens Kilt)
My next Kilt will be better but my question is...how many of us are Sewists and are there any other men who Sew?

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215

2009-09-26T17:43:05Z

Do you or anyone you know have a medical marijuana card?

I was diagnosed with PTSD and now I am allowed to carry up to half a pound of weed. Im not as much of a puffer as I use to be but still it makes me want to throw an ounce on the front seat of my car and just kind of drive around until I get pulled over.

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What do They do with the bodies?

2009-09-23T19:02:06Z

<-----Just wondering. What do "They" do with the bodies of those They "shoot on site" near Area 51 or other similar places? Do They report / record it? Do the people just disappear? Just wondering.

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How many times a day...

2009-09-17T18:09:30Z

does a dog crap?

I used to have "outdoor dogs" when I was a kid, so I never counted the times.

But for people living in cities who own dogs, how many times per day do you actually have to take them outdoors and follow them with a baggie?

Just wondering (in case I ever want a dog again)...

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Reading Rainbow

2009-09-14T19:15:49Z

So, everyone on NPR is up in arms because Public Television's "Reading Rainbow" show was cancelled due to lack of funding.
I'm wondering if I'm an a**hole because I don't care. Even when I was a kid I didn't like that show. I loved reading. The show was about trying to imagine stuff you'd read. I always felt like "who the hell needs help with that?" I did think it was funny that on an interview with Lavar Burton (sp?), the former host of RR, perhaps more well known for his role on Star Trek, a caller called to ask for a pizza recipe that he'd given on Reading Rainbow. I can see reading was really helpful for her...not. She was asking if he didn't know it by memory, if it was perhaps available on YouTube.

So anyhoo, are you upset because Reading Rainbow was cancelled?

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Just a stoopid question

2009-09-14T19:11:17Z

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

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Dress of the Future

2009-09-14T14:04:42Z

Look out future. Here we come!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LltQZABBqzs&feature=related

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Stating the obvious

2009-09-14T03:57:15Z

Why would someone tell me I got a hair cut, or that I'm wearing new shoes, or that I hunt and peck when I type?

Seems to me, I was first to know all these things

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Thinking of a daydream,

2009-09-14T02:03:25Z

Can someone give me a fantasy to think about? Something like an Arabian girl named Genie making my wishes come true, or Two murmaids making me a tuna sandwich. Maybe a girl with olive green eyes making me a martini, man I could watch her shake it all day,...

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And things of this nature.

2009-09-11T04:12:47Z

Have any of you guys seen this queens videos? I'm not really into queens for a long time now. But this guy crax me up. : )

Timaya / Qaadir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tU4fB9nUgc&feature=channel - Did I just Get Rejected From McDonalds?

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Has anyone noticed.......

2009-09-07T15:22:10Z

........ that I posted this on like 25 or 30 tribes? HA HA!!! Crazy like a mo fucka yo!

I just made this video tonight. I'm kind of stoked because I havent made that many videos. And the few I have made kind of suck and make me look stupid. But I dont care because I'm just being silly in them. And they were made with my brother or on my own with a digital camera. This one I made with pictures and music on me laptop all by meself. : )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmaOXPWesFo - Conspiracy Collage - 1 - By Mr. M

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9 Letter Word

2009-09-07T15:04:26Z

With two Ms, two Ts & two Es?

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Model Train

2009-09-07T06:20:38Z

Anyone ever had a model train?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLm4Jw2wJg&feature=related

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Have you encountered the "pants tent"?

2009-09-07T03:39:54Z

This is when a guy appears to be have a raging swelling in the crotch area,but it is due to surplus fabric rather than actual arousal.....happens mostly with" dress slacks".
I have encountered guys with said pants tents before and last time could not help myself,was unable to suprress laughter. It was on the plane to Venice and and my friend and I ordered a bottle of champagne we were taking off and I noticed the guy next to her by the window had a massive pants tent!She kept asking what's so funny.... Later after we drank half the bottle and had giggled incessantly,I managed to drop half my chicken ceasar salad on the floor and my friend turned to the guy and apologised for having a stinky tuna sandwhich and the poor guy was clearly trying to study for a sminar or somthing.We must have been the seat mates from hell to him! Eventually though, he said " you ought to have strawberries with that" and gave up looking at his manual and we all had a pleasant chat....

What's goin' on?
Yeah what IS goin' on?

This is from an episode of Curb your enthusiasm,where Larry is discussing the unfortunate recurring "pants tent" that happens when wearing a partcular pair of trousers with his wife. It's become somthing of a catch phrase with us.

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when children are present

2009-09-07T03:13:38Z

In california under every School zone 25mph speed limit sign are the words "When children are present."

What in the hell does this mean? If there is one kid way off on the playground a thousand yards from traffic am I supposed to slow down? Seriously it seems to me that laws are something that should not be ambiguous. Is there an actual definition that anyone knows?

Is it like this in other states too?

I think I might of asked this question awhile back Im not really sure if I did Im sorry but obviously I nevr got a solid answer.

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I wonder...

2009-09-05T17:11:14Z

If the thugs that stole my car carried pet hair rollers in their saggy jeans? Because if not there are some Richmond gang bangers walking around with a thick coat of golden dog fur from the back seat of my stolen car.

And I hope they dropped off the goodwill stuff I kept meaning to drop off.

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Peace like a mutha fuck yo! : ) ?

2009-09-04T04:22:38Z

People are always ending their posts with "Namaste'" and other bid good tides and all. This is my new one I just ended a response to someone that sent me a pm because of my latest post on Tribe Brainstorm tribe. He assumes I'm a jock. lol I like this as a post ending and feel it suits my personality quite mother fucking well my bitches. : ) What do you think? lol

Peace like a mutha fuck yo! : ) ?

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'Weird' / 'Good' Websites You've Got Bookmarked?

2009-09-02T03:53:43Z

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
Sundance Channel...link set to a really good show btw.

http://www.ubu.com/sound/
Endless sounds

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/35/messages/1066.html
Phrase Finder

http://www.oddee.com/item_96676.aspx
Odd Lists!

http://www.volksmusiknet.ch/
AlpenPop 24-7 (you have to click on a few things for it to work)

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Car vs. Car

2009-09-01T01:55:27Z

If you had a choice between getting a newish, simple, gas-miserly car like a Honda or Toyota or Hybrid, for which you can easily get a car loan and which will need few, if any repairs and be as reliable as a wind-up toy; OR a retro car like a Nash Metropolitan or vintage MG or some such sporty thing, for which you must pay cash as no bank gives loans for older cars, and which will obviously need more repairs, but will be oh-so-cute and special, which would you choose?

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Diarreah, Consitpation, or a happy medium?

2009-08-30T20:41:25Z

A friend recently told me Vicodin constipates him. I was like "Yeah. I prefer that over going all the time."
A happy medium? Does such a thing actually exist? Who the fuck can actually afford to eat like we're supposed to? The "rich?" Most of them dont either.

So WTF is your secret to a happy colon and a semi, if not, excellent physical health / life?

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What do you seek most?

2009-08-30T20:39:28Z

Excitement or fulfillment?

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What would you do.....

2009-08-25T00:42:17Z

......if an old friend you havent talked to in 25 years ( maybe once or twice ) started telling you he was a serial killer for Jesus? That he wanted to do you a favor and kill someone in front of you so you can witness their soul leave their body and go to heaven then decend into hell? I unfriended and blocked him. I'm sure he will call again. One friend thinks he's full of shit. I tend to think he's serious. It's very disturbing. I'm debating whether or not to contact his father and the FBI on this stuff. If I had a recording of two conversations we had yesterday people would shit a fuckin' brick if they heard it. He wants to kill someone to prove to me that God and Satan are real so that I will come to Jesus and be saved. And the person that he kills is damned already in his opinion and has no hope of salvation. So this makes it okay in his mind. The Holy Spririt is apparently working through him to save my soul. It's complete insanity. I was so upset last night over this shit. I dread his calling. He called three times within five minutes last night till I picked up the third time. I didnt want to answer because of a conversation we had had a couple hours previous to that. Now I just want to ignore his calls and messages. I dont even want to listen to the messages. It hurts too much because I was so excited to be reconnected with my old best friend. And now this this. Very sad. I'm wondering if I should contact the FBI though because it's possible my info could help solve some murder cases. But at the same time, I just want to leave it alone and hope he leaves me alone. What would you do?

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Gender Separation

2009-08-25T00:06:21Z

Does a kid learn better when boy and girl students are educated separately?

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Entry 8: August 21 2009

2009-08-24T02:43:40Z

My guides have shown me that the valley is infact swollen with a number of tribes that scatter the floor and cover a wide range but similarly pathetic creatures inhabiting their strange underground dwellings covered by ritual mounds they call Mommy's House. These "Basements" as they call their locations, seem to be riddled with a strange yellow fluffy fruit known as the Cheeto. Though we have many times tried this local treat, none of us can stand the foul abomination against cheese and spend many hours trying to clean the strange yellow stains from our fingers.

It is my hope that yet another jibbo encampment will not notice our observation of their daily rituals.

The Eastland Midland Outland Society will be most impressed with my findings.

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Have you ever....

2009-08-22T03:51:00Z

...burped and tasted sweet pickle relish from a week ago?

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Old Ways

2009-08-21T02:53:25Z

My sainted mother (bless her soul) who has become somewhat pixie-lated and forgetful of both common and proper names for things in her advancing years has invented a language or rather manner of speaking as antidote. Rather than repeatedly mix up my name with that of her brother, since we both share the same beginning letter, she now refers to me as "first born son" and her brother as "the smoking one." My daughter whose name rhymes confusingly with our dog's name is called (the silent one) or the "the clam" because she is so untalkative while the dog is called (she who bounces.) Yesterday on the phone she couldn't remember "safety deposit box" so we agreed to call it "the box with the key in the bank." In keeping with the native american tradition of naming a child after the first thing the birthing mother sees after partum she is thinking of calling me "clock." My sister would then be called "mess."
Of course, these lingual excursions are undertaken mirthfully, but they actually work pretty well and dodge all those lengthy pauses fruitlessly hammering the brain for faded words. Her visual memory is still quite intact, so she can readily form a word string picture of what is before her mind's eye. She now no longer begins conversations self consciously worried about tripping up the flow with painful searches of names and nouns. It's now a game of seeing how clever she can be recasting expression.

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Does Hell Dot Com Exist?

2009-08-15T06:40:59Z

http://www.hell.com/

If so, who can access it?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/18/hell460.jpg

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What is the most evil site youve ever seen?

2009-08-15T06:38:46Z

http://www.deathandhell.com/

The most fucked up shit? I've posted this occasionally over the years on various tribes. If youre squeamish about extremely evil shit I recommend skipping looking at this site. And just for the record, it's NOT something I think is "cool" at all. It fascinates me because I can't believe someone would post these things. There is debate over whether or not Infek bin Ladens writings are real or not. Some people say he's just some dude typing this shit on the screen. To me it seems very real. Pretty scarey.

2 girls 1 cup was pretty fucked up too. lol But nothing like Infeks contributions to humanity.

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Words

2009-08-15T06:23:39Z

What words do you enjoy strictly on a phonetic & aesthetic level?

Some words are really fun/pleasant to pronounce such as:

caldera
triceratops
limestone
shenandoah

Conversely there are words that sound goofy, clunky, or are just unpleasant to pronounce such as:

gazeebo
jacuzzi
quim

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Early Days of Tribe

2009-08-14T02:03:29Z

Has anything really changed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_LrOAbtZjI

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Montessori Mortuary

2009-08-06T21:40:27Z

So accross the street from my job there was a Mortuary/Funeral home, it closed and the building sold... to a Montessori School. Is it just me or is this a little odd? I mean what a kitchen they must have????

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Misunderstood Lyrics

2009-08-01T02:29:51Z

<<That Dan Hill song that goes "Sometimes when we touch the honestys' to much...."

When I was a little kid I was convinced that those lyrics were

"Sommetimes when we touch the audience sees to much" >> - Coach

ha! Coach has inspired (although it's been done to death I'm sure) me to think of some others

"The Algerbra has a devil for a sidekick!" Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
(ACTUAL LYRICS: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me)

"Let's pee in the corner...let's pee in the spotlight" REM - Losing My Religion
(ACTUAL LYRICS: That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight)

"Can't stop the ferrets when they need food" Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop
(ACTUAL LYRICS: Can't stop the spirits when they need you)

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Blu blah blah ouchay?

2009-07-31T04:06:49Z

See to the fling flang on the flim flam?

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I got a lotta stupid questions on this one

2009-07-31T03:08:06Z

Man robbed at gunpoint while receiving oral sex
http://www.starnewsonline.com/article/20090730/ARTICLES/907309972/1004?Title=Man-robbed-at-gunpoint-while-receiving-oral-sex
It says he didn't stick around for the cops to show up.
So who reported it?
Did the robbers walk off?
If the "girl" reported it, is she really an eye witness?
C'mon Tribers, I'm boggled here.

I <3 the way Google Maps can zoom into the street view,
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=1200++North+26th+St+Wilmington,+NC&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=x1hySompMI-SsgOP0MXHCA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1

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Is Paul Stanley Str8, Bi or Gay?

2009-07-30T11:20:34Z

Someone said he's like 80% gay and when put on the spot about his views on homosexuality and gay men he answered something like "I appreciate beauty in all its forms." I always thought he was totally straight. But not a homophobe. Maybe he was just being his usual cool self and people are just twisting his words to mean what they want to assume? I do think if he came out it might hurt his career. But at this point he's so rich it wouldnt matter. Unless it matters to people on high that make money off him. I think if he was gay he would have come out of the closet long ago. I do think he is the ONLY sexy guy in KISS though. lol

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catch phrases

2009-07-30T05:10:04Z

do you or anyone you know continuosly use catch phrases from movies?

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Worst Song EVER...

2009-07-30T05:08:06Z

Which song do you truely think is the worst piece of drivel ever written... and why? What makes it so god-awful that it beats out all the other brainless shite that floods the airways?

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if you loved me

2009-07-29T17:54:38Z

if you loved me how would you let me know it ?

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worce city / best city ?

2009-07-27T10:23:08Z

whats the worce place you have ever been or lived and whats the best place you have ever been ?
for me
best AUSTIN TEXAS
worst SPOKANE WASHINGTON

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Older or Younger?

2009-07-26T15:28:02Z

There are issues with either having an older than you boyfreind/girlfreind or a younger than you boyfreind/girlfreind
I personally won't date the "Gay Twinkies" (young gay boys aged 18-21) or have really anything to do with them simply becuase I am old enough to be their Grandaddy(UGH!) and we have absolutally NOTHING "in common". Iv'e dated guys in their early 30's(I'm almost 53) but even these guys have damn little in common with a man old enough to be their father.
In my younger days I have also dated and partnered with Men WAYY older than myself(20 yrs older+)
So now I have a partner who is 12 years my senior(he's 65) and even he thinks and acts more like a "senior man" than I do,I'm still a kid at heart!
What are your thoughts on "Older or Younger"?

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What's a good way to make some serious money?

2009-07-26T07:22:17Z

And can we help each other get rich?

I have no idea. I dont have the confidence or will power to get a formal education. And I dont want to pay or owe for something I will probably fail at. Is there a way to make bank without a degree? Like, I'm willing to work hard. I just dont want to play the same game everyone else is playing. Maybe I should consider becoming a crook.

And a bonus question. What is the difference between a burglary and a robbery? I was reading a Vance Packard called The Naked Society and he mentioned some statistics. And my first thought was "What's the difference?"

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who could play you?

2009-07-25T21:44:14Z

if there was a movie about your life who would you pick?
no rules- you can choose 2, 1 for a younger you anther for older.
and you can time trave= maybe some man feels he could be played buy a young paul newman etc.

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Am I one of those people?

2009-07-25T07:23:44Z

It was a crowded diner for christ sake. My cell phone rang, and I'm talking business. I could feel their eyes on me...an old couple. I turned to look and see them sneering at me and grumbling..."this aint the office", she said out load. The old man was truly bothered and glaring. I thought they were going to through something at me. I was only on for two minutes giving part numbers then I was done. The old man said, "you shoulg go over there and talk if you want to use the phone" pointing back to the restroom and kitchen. I apologized twice,( I was in a good mood) but they still gave me a brow beating. The place was full of people eating dinner, it was noisy and I'm thinking, come on, this IS the twenty first century. But then, the waitriss comes by and says, "good thing you ordered a salad or your food would get cold because you were talking on that cell phone"..................ok, wtf?

in Norfolk, VA.

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FaceBook aww crap.

2009-07-24T20:54:45Z

My Dad just "friended" me on facebook which means my mother is not far behind.

I love my parents dearly. I grew up with two parents who still love each other and raised my siblings and I in a very rich warm and caring enviroment. My house was the place where everyone hung out because they al liked my parents and my prents all liked them. A friend of mine pointed out to me after a trip home that I was the only person he knew who came back from a family trip grounded. I say all this because I do love my parents

But on facebook? what are they going to be on tribe next? I feel like I just lost a bit of the annonymity I once had on the internet and now I am worried that the pictures I will get tagged in will well make them worry.

Has anyone else had this problem?

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What could you care less about?

2009-07-24T03:32:11Z

...and give a shit less about or for?

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What animal would you be?

2009-07-23T07:08:31Z

If you had to equate your outlook on life at this exact moment to the natural instincts of one animal, what animal would it be? And why?

Hey, the title says "stupid" questions. This is mine, Lol.

I would probably be the Beta Male in a family of gorillas where the Alpha is old and fading fast. I say this because, I know that I am on the verge of greatness. Just waiting for the right moment to strike.

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Cougar and You

2009-07-22T21:06:29Z

What does "Cougar" mean to you?

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famous people on tribe

2009-07-22T04:35:02Z

two part question

1-Do you know of, or have you heard any rumors of famous people on tribe?

2-Who re some of the most famous or infamous people on tribe. I dont mean celebrities but I am within the tribe world. Like prolific members? Who do you think is the most famous tribe member

1- I have never heard of any famous people on tribe

2- My friend Armatronix is pretty prolific

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DMV Photo

2009-07-22T01:46:13Z

The next time I go to the DMV for a license photo, can I take my own backdrop?

I really would rather go with something than that basic blueish gray background. I was thinking I might go with the library backdrop. Oh or maybe the new england in the fall country road backdrop. You know the one with the fall leaves and covered bridge in the background?

Which back drop would you use?

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Sexy Twins

2009-07-22T01:03:12Z

So there is this fantasy a lot of guys seem to have that involves having sex with a set of hot twin sisters.

Am I the only one who finds this to be a bit creepy? I dont care how hot the twins are or how into it they are. The element of incest just seems like it would ruin the mood. Am I just being Grandpa Coach or do I have a point?

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Besides Coffee

2009-07-21T04:52:18Z

What gets you up in the morning? For me it providing for a family.

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ever been caught

2009-07-21T04:12:32Z

Masterbating? I had a couple close calls when I was a kid and onetime my girlfriend came home unexpectedly but she did the right thing if you know what I mean he he

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Have you ever.........

2009-07-20T13:14:09Z

........accidentally grabbed your equate personal lubricant jelly thinking it was your mouse and started trying to navigate on your computer? lol Too fuckin' funny. lol I got some lube last night at the store and it's sitting here on the table next to my laptop. This just happened to me and I thought it was hilarious. Sitting here laughing my ass off all by myself. But I know this doesnt make me insane. : )

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Soda?

2009-07-20T00:29:35Z

Probably a very stupid question. For most of my life I have drank very little soda. I always liked it. But always thought of it as liquid cellulite and toxic. Something that can make me diabetic. But with roommates over the last few years that drink alot of it I started drinking alot. Like 1 or 2 liters a day. Cherry Dr Pepper, Pepsi, pretty much anything. I find myself craving it. I dont have any right now and I'm debating going out just to buy soda. Like I'm obsessed and cant live without it. Like I have felt about beer for so long but am kind of getting over. I wonder if like cigarettes there is some ingredient that is addictive? Something besides just sugar and caffein? Or is that enough to be the main source of always wanting more?

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What would the world be like without men?

2009-07-19T19:26:48Z

With scientists claiming to be able to make sperm in a lab, Guardian journalist Tanya Gold asked -what a world without men would be like- what do you think? After some replies are posted, I will post the responses that were printed in the paper!

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Lucretia My Reflection???

2009-07-19T01:51:58Z

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0016CP3DU?tag=tribenet-20&camp=211493&creative=379981&linkCode=op1&creativeASIN=B0016CP3DU&adid=0SW6TVJMFYDMAD1AY3Y0& ( TRACK 4? )

This is probably a really fucking stupid question for those in the know. BUT!!! I thought this was a Sisters Of Mercy song. Did they cover it? It's their song right? This guy wasnt in SOM was he? I dont think so? I am sooooooo confused now. Very distressful. CALM DOWN SELF!!! Breathe. : (

This Amazon link says he was the singer for Sanctuary. Is this the Sanctuary with a cd called Into The Mirror Black? ( One of my faves. ) Or a different Sanctuary? Me so confused. Me perform fellatio for good answers. Me lub you long time. 5 dolluh make'em you hollah. 10 dolluh sucky fucky? : )

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lucretia+my+reflection&search_type=&aq=1&oq=lucretia

Like omg! Kreator and Project 86 do it too? I think it is Sisters of Mercy original right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo - SOM ( Omg. This is STILL one of me faves. )

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have you ever popped a woody at the nude beach?

2009-07-19T01:49:24Z

related to http://tribes.tribe.net/d71b7e08-f6e2-4cb9-9c9a-2af4bf5f7ce1/photos/f0718b1a-e042-49a7-a91e-f7245892ce9b

I have seen the aforementioned several times, most notably on the BurningMan playa->IMHO, it's basically a HUGE nude beach, but also on Wreck Beach in Vancouver. I myself have not been the recipient of the aforementioned, but anything is possible!

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Who would you NOT do?

2009-07-19T01:28:40Z

What celebrity would you absolutley not have sex with for 10 million dollars? Star Jones before the surgery? The guy from Sideways? Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh? Any celebrity you would not sleep with for $10,000,000.

Think about it, ten million bucks and you are on the greatest vacation of your life literally for the rest of your life.

Personaly I would slep with anyone for that kind of money. Hell Im straight and I would probably do a guy in front of my parents for that kind of cash, but everyones different. Are you?

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Chatting Etiquette

2009-07-18T15:06:13Z

Only been online for a few years. Don't do a lot of online chatting. Its a bit intimidating. If a person is listed online, does that necessarily mean they want to chat? I forget to mark my self as invisible or off line quite often. How long should a chat continue? How do you gracefully end a chat? Will you chat with anyone or only interesting people? I have female friend who is quite nice, but is wiling to chat all day as she is unemployed. Any other etiquette I should know? Have you had any chatting disasters?

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