We all remember that the final day to get your Dada Motel happening listed on the Dada Motel Map (DaMM) is June 2nd, right?
<Right>
Good, so is there anyone here who doesn't think they will make that deadline?
<Hands spring into the air>
Ok, you there, in the back...Why won't you be able to make the deadline?
<I have a project and all, but I don't have a location yet>
Ok, you're not alone. What I recommend is emailing Chad - you can use either his personal email or his tribe email - and give him a 1-2 sentance blurb saying Who you are and What you are doing. We'll be able to leave the place and time as TBA, but then you'll have to make sure that you get some flyers out on the street and especially at the locations where the map is being distributed. Can you do this?
<I guess, but it's kind of, y'know, unprofessional>
Well this is Dada Motel, man. Get a grip on the ambiguity or get out of the way. If you want to look professional, then I suggest you invest some effort into your flyers/postcards. Go talk to Registered Ink on 4th St. They'll cut you a deal on postcards. Anyone else who is having trouble getting onto the map?
<One sheepish hand raises>
Yes...
<Well, I really want to do it, but my partners are kind of being flakes, and I'm just not sure if it's going to happen>
Hmm, well that's a tough one, but again, you're not alone. I would do the same thing I mentioned before: Get something into Chad so that you can at least be on the DaMM. Hopefully being published will motivate your partners to commit to participating. If you guys just can't get it together, then hold a Dada funeral for dead art projects, or something.

Are there any other questions?