> What's a workout?

That's whenever the big bi-pedals come back from where ever they keep going, or when the food bowl comes out, or whenever any food hits the floor and you aren't in the same room, or whenever there is a disagreement over the ownership, location, or disposition of any sock or towel, or whenever you go outside, or ... basically, whenever there is *anything* going on.

I've never talked with a dog like this before. I mean ... an actual two way conversation that is not half woof. This is cool.

Say, Luke, what's with that humping thing? I mean, I know what it is ... what I'm actually asking is ... how do you get away with it? I wanna learn that.