i have a confession to make.
i am not, nor have i ever been, a catholic schoolgirl.
but i do have a ruler.
i am not, nor have i ever been, a catholic schoolgirl.
but i do have a ruler.
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Milwaukee
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Re: brace yourselves...
Wed, September 5, 2007 - 11:26 PMI now pronounce you an Honorary Catholic Schoolgirl.
*flicks some holy water at you*
now bend over and lift that skirt! -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Wed, September 5, 2007 - 11:46 PMyou don't need to tell me twice!
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Re: brace yourselves...
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 9:38 PMA ruler is better than electrical cord. That shit hurts.
Spank me, honey.
l deserve it.
No, really. l do. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 9:59 PMok, you asked for it...
*winds up spanking arm*
so, does this mean i'm on your good side now? -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 12:48 PMno honey, the bad side...the very bad side.
*licks finger and touches ass*
....sizzle -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 3:13 AMi'm ok w/the bad side too.
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Re: brace yourselves...
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 7:19 PMso, does this mean i'm on your good side now?
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You will be if you quit yapping and get to it. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 3:12 AMyapping?!!?! what the fuck!? i got to it. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 10:45 AMEeet vas joke, honey, ze dom in me she took ovah. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 11:39 AMi know.
sorry, a little too much beer last night. & whiskey. & vodka. & tequila. & gin too, i think...
oy. it was one of 'those' nights. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 7:12 PMHahaha, nothin' quite like drunken tribing. Some of my finer moments online. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 7:25 PMsome of my finer moments as well, if i may say so myself...but also some of my dumber moments. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 7:32 PMl've had some SERIOUSLY stupid moments when drunken tribing. lt's almost worse than drunken texting or calling, cuz those, you're doing with like, one or three people max. Here, l've embarrassed myself in front of entire tribes. Fortunately, most people know when something's up based on my posting, and will go, "Alrighty, Ali, two aspirin, take em, call me tomorrow", and they're pretty forgiving.
But still. That was nothing in comparison to some of the stuff l've gone off about before. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 7:45 PMyeah, i hear ya. i wasn't really feelin all that terrible about it or anything.
so, i passed out 1/2-naked on the couch in front of the computer last night w/all the doors open. d'oh! i wonder what conclusion my very nosy neighbor came to. -
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Sat, September 8, 2007 - 8:40 PMLOL. She probably concluded you were passed out half naked in front of the computer with all the doors open. ;) -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 8:41 PMyeah, leave it to my nosy neighbor to think something like that of me.
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 9:19 AMLOL!!!
"some of my finer moments as well, if i may say so myself...but also some of my dumber moments"
That's what I meant...when I've attepted drunken tribing, I've made a complete ass of myself. Now, stoned tribing...that's completely different...Hahhahahaha.
*warning: taking anything I say in this tribe seriously causes flatulence
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 10:31 AMyeah, i've come up w/some winners while stoned tribing for sure, when i was able to operate the keyboard.
flatulence!? how unladylike...do we need to get out the ruler again? -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 10:34 AM"flatulence!? how unladylike..."
LOL!!! not mine, yours!
If you take me serious here buster, your gonna have nasty "hot air" issues. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 11:21 AMladies don't talk about such things is what i was getting at...
oh, & likewise, don't take me too seriously. except when i'm being serious, cuz then i get mad if you laugh at me. jerk. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 12:02 PMHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 12:37 PMyeah, i've come up w/some winners while stoned tribing for sure
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See l don't actually say anything stupid when l'm stoned....but l do a lot of backspace, backspace, retype, backspace, retype. -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Sun, September 9, 2007 - 12:45 PMsure, i've done plenty of that too.
i don't know if i've really said anything all that stupid. i guess i'm not entirely sure i care that much... -
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Tue, September 11, 2007 - 2:09 PMl only care when l'm drunk, mainly because what makes sense in my head NEVER makes sense once l write it, lol. Which is precisely why everyone goes, "Ohhhhkay, Ali, whatcha drinkin." -
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Re: brace yourselves...
Tue, September 11, 2007 - 7:38 PMyeah, i can relate...
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