Fri, April 28, 2006 - 8:34 AMoh jesus... ok, yeah, i watched... 2 seconds?
wtf? really? people really do this shit?
since i didn't have the stomach for it (i know i'll verp too,
and no one enjoys that feeling/taste) someone please,
tell me WHY[if it's mentioned in the clip]! gross.
Fri, April 28, 2006 - 10:00 AMjulia!
you missed it!
so, imho ...
this recipie was a complete travesty. i dont know that i might have expected from a bunch of stoned british yokels. authenticity, i guess. its like i said, if they were french ... but i digress.
they drowned whatever flavor [that might have been] in onions, butter, and spices. *if* i did eat meat, i would have it bleeding raw. besides, its not like they can get mad cow from some freaks afterbirth, so why not revel in the revolting nature of the whole thing?
they masked, hid and covered up any natural flavor that the uh ...
::shudders:: ... placenta *gKk* ... eh, once had.
and then they *blended it* - for fucks sake!
yknow why? ill tell you ...
cos they turned it into shoe leather with butter, and a 500 degree frying pan.
they ruined some poor nutters god-given-fleshy-pink-baby-blanket, and couldnt very well toss it out [like you might with a cheap steak,] so they threw it into a blender and served it up, on some kind of crumpet [or WHATEVER,] like unwrapped chorizo.
(clearly, im quite proud and enthusiastic when it comes to my [faux]gourmet skills.)
finally the clip ends with one rattlejaw or another prattling on
[with drunk sincerity] and trying to pass it off as a philosophical commentary.
"perceptions are relative, normal is a myth,
theres no such thing as appropriate, blah, blah, blah ... "
the thing is ...
... seriously, i wasnt grossed out.
i could deal with these nutbags throwing a party to smoke hash, and eat ... ehh ... uterus filling.
im thinking: so what? theres even more crazies than i ever knew? whatever, big deal. not a problem for me at all ...
... until -- what *the* fuck -- a "vegetarian" eats the stuff.
it was in that moment - i nearly ruined my laptop with a retch.
i dont eat meat.
ive joked about cannibalism before.
i think i might only eat vegetarians, if i had to pick.
but its all just imaginative and idle speculative entertainment.
at the end of the day, my guts remain flesh free.
i dont know *how* they got that girl *that* drunk, but "placenta pate" or not
... i would hurl from whatever amount of alcohol it took.
... loFl! *Afterbirth in Tupperware!* Ha, ha, haa ...
Fri, April 28, 2006 - 11:36 PMum... i think i'd have to agree,
if i ever ate another human it'd be a vegetarian
[you are what you eat right?]
buuuuuut, i only eat what i can kill.
so yeah, i eat fish on occasion, because i've killed them before.
i could never kill a cow [have you ever seen a cows eyes?]
and if i had to pick, and i was forced to eat meat,
it'd be a nice rare steak.
but that's just the fantasy... or something.
my fantastical brain takes many forms.
canibal? nah. carnivore, not really. though i have
to admit, the occasional egg is ingested.
::burp:: glad i didn't eat placenta for dinner tonight.