... theme song to Mr. Ed
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A douche is a douch
of course of course
and nobody likes a douche
of course
that is of course
unlesss the douch
is our favorite Mr H!

Go right to the douche
and ask the douche
He'll give you the answer
that proves he's gauche
He's always on a creepy course
Talk to Mr. H.

He'll yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister H will always speak even though he has nothing to say!

A douche is a douche
of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking douche?

Well listen to this ...

"I am Mister H!"