Congratulations Mr President

topic posted Wed, November 3, 2004 - 1:19 PM by  Kat
Dear Bush Supporters,

Now that the warmonger has won...Be prepared, he is going to invade N. Korea but what he doesn’t know is that N. Korea is going to strike back with a vengeance and is going to have the Muslim world, its monies, and Iran's nuclear weapons backing the strike. YAY Uranium! The European Union is going to once and for all turn its back on the arrogant warmonger and the benefits we have seen by the use of their bases will be eliminated. We will be fighting on at least 6 fronts because Bush will also decide the Greenland and Canada is funding Osama Bin Laden (or at least that is what he is going to tell everyone). No one is going to volunteer to fight President Bush's religious crusade so everyone open your arms to the draft, kiss your male (and potentially female) loved ones good bye while you hope you never get the call. Don’t worry though, if you get your legs blown off, if you come home with a back injury, or are having weird symptomatic issues that affect your memory we will love you as a country but we wont be able to do anything for you because there will be no stem cell research going on. I would take you in a vacation to Alaska but it will be one big oil slick. When you get back 90% of us including you will be in bankruptcy but at least we will have the comfort of knowing that Bush and his buddies will have ton of money from all of the crooked oil deals and the Haliburton/Iraq bid that is for an indefinite time. While you were away I was raped and I got pregnant, unfortunately, I have no other choice but to have the baby because my rights to an abortion have been taken away. But at least I know that while I am in the hospital giving birth to an unwanted child I can watch television or listen to a radio station that the government has censored for me. Also, If I am acting weird when you get back please understand that it is not my choice to be in the religion of America but my only other choice is to join the other infidels in the containment camps. I wont be saying anything because my right to freedom of speech is will be nonexistent. Big Brother, er, I mean John Ashcroft knows all of my moves and thoughts, and is in the process of building a terrorist case against me based on my dreams. Don’t worry though, I will not be sentenced to death, I will be one of the first to go in the first nuclear strike.

Congratulations Bush, and thank you for the tremendous affect you have on all of us... you effort will not go unnoticed, especially by all of the terrorist who are plotting other attacks on American soil.

When this is all over I am sure you all will be able to live comfortably under the rule of Kim Jong IL while you learn the best way to ferment kimchee. Before I am arrested I will try and teach you all the Korean I know. I don’t know if the dialects will be right but hopefully it will be a close match.

Take care of one another. Not feeling so hopeful.
Kat
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    Re: Congratulations Mr President

    Mon, November 8, 2004 - 9:43 AM
    We can only hope. However, there are bigger, and more dangerous fish to fry. First, Iran, Syria, Hezballah, Hamas, then we'll get around to N. Korea.

    Bombs away!!!!
    • Re: Congratulations Mr President

      Sun, December 12, 2004 - 6:25 AM
      They (Bush/Cheney) don't really care about bombs, they care about money--how much money can the defense contractor investors make out of this alleged war. This is not a war at all, it is Mr. Bush sending the poor white and black kids to die in a kind of poverty genocide, while the republican corporate sponsors make more money and grab more power. We can only hope that the rest of the world has more sense than the American public and stops this madness by turning to the Euro as the money standard.

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