Maximize your Dividend investments this week with lady djs dropping the first beats of the FP spring quarter.

False Profit announces first-quarter beat earnings exceeding even the most optimistic estimates.

"We're not going to stop there. Once you get an organization going, momentum continues, " says Andrea Brooks, Chief Mascot Trainer.

Brendan Colloran, President of the FP Meteorlogical Society, reported this morning, "If profits were spring showers, I'd say there's a 100%
likelihood of a bass downpour this Thursday."
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False Profit Presents: Dividend

Thurs Apr 26
Retox
628 20th, SF
10p-2a

Ana Sia
(glitch mob)
glitchhop, grime, hiphop

Kozee
(redline)
dnb, dubstep

Beth Murphy
(house of lotus)
hip hop, breaks