good one...ok how about.....
top 10 signs that your wife is a bellydancer
10. you have had to make room the the garage for costumes
9. you are always catching hell at work for having glitter in your beard.
8. you found a sequins in your underwear
7. when you go to watch a movie from your collection, it will either be a musical or dance themed.
6. your buddies will no longer take you to a strip club, because you critique the dancers to much.
5. you automaticly let women know when they need more lipstick
4. you have middle eastern cd's in your car that you actually enjoy listening to.
3. you have had a costume in progress on your body so your wife could make adjustments more than once
2. you no longer bat an eye when you have more than 5 topless women in your bedroom.
and last but not least you know you are married to a bellydancer
1. when you are learning to become a drummer so you can spend more time with your wife.....