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as in, not eating.
today (right after i finish this organic salad i am not willing to waste!) i am beginning what's called a "master cleanse". something marpa turned me on to at the right moment, when i'm feeling my digestive system need a rest, a rinse, and a reboot!
the longest i have ever done a juice fast was maybe 4 days. so long ago i don't really remember anymore.
the book on which it's based is admittedly a bit whacko. it comes complete with the expected dose of dogma one is supposed to swallow wholesale, long with the lemonade, maple syrup and cayenne that make up the basic program, supplemented by laxative teas and a heavy salt-water "rinse" that seems foolhardy at best to me (i've heard of colonic salt rinses, but to drink a bunch of it? - um, no thank you....) also honey is demonized as the devil's own vomit, since it's something that bees have regurgitated. now, ok, i'll buy that it's sugar, but i've heard the polar opposite argument as well, having worked in health food stores for nearly a decade, that it's one of those "magic" foods. but i digress....
i'm a very oral person (in a number of ways, ahem) and going without *chewing* will likely be as big a challenge as foregoing interesting flavor and texture sensations for the duration. wtf will my mouth DO with itself?
that is the question. i look forward to dumping, here as elsewhere.....
today (right after i finish this organic salad i am not willing to waste!) i am beginning what's called a "master cleanse". something marpa turned me on to at the right moment, when i'm feeling my digestive system need a rest, a rinse, and a reboot!
the longest i have ever done a juice fast was maybe 4 days. so long ago i don't really remember anymore.
the book on which it's based is admittedly a bit whacko. it comes complete with the expected dose of dogma one is supposed to swallow wholesale, long with the lemonade, maple syrup and cayenne that make up the basic program, supplemented by laxative teas and a heavy salt-water "rinse" that seems foolhardy at best to me (i've heard of colonic salt rinses, but to drink a bunch of it? - um, no thank you....) also honey is demonized as the devil's own vomit, since it's something that bees have regurgitated. now, ok, i'll buy that it's sugar, but i've heard the polar opposite argument as well, having worked in health food stores for nearly a decade, that it's one of those "magic" foods. but i digress....
i'm a very oral person (in a number of ways, ahem) and going without *chewing* will likely be as big a challenge as foregoing interesting flavor and texture sensations for the duration. wtf will my mouth DO with itself?
that is the question. i look forward to dumping, here as elsewhere.....
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Re: doing, um...next to nothing....
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 2:47 PM>> i look forward to dumping, here as elsewhere..... <<
LOL!
Do let us know how it goes. I have had a number of friends over the years recommend this cleanse (or variations), but I have never tried it. The last GI flush for 32 hours I did was for a lower GI scoping (the big black snake of doom) and was done with potassium salts (gack, nasty taste). I was squirting water out the wazoo for 24 hours. It was sorta fun in a demented way! I did feel clean afterward, and full of energy. The hunger pangs were hard to bare for only the first 12 hours.
As far as being oral (ahem), I found that chewing on small sticks worked for staving off hunger and chewing habits. -
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Re: doing, um...next to nothing....
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 6:02 PMisn't it fun to talk about this stuff? ;-p
well, i started (after my salad.)
the first thing that i noticed is how i look for something to eat when bored. i don't eat "regular" meals, usually, unless going out to eat; rather i tend to graze all day long, whenever the mood strikes. this seems much easier on the system in general, and i dunno about how weight figures into it, but i consume a scary amount of calories and never gain significant weight. not since my 20s, anyway....
so the "need to chew" appears to be a kind of self-soothing thing. (luckily, i had plenty of projects all day, climbing walls not being one of them.)
i can go very, very long stretches w/o eating at all, when i'm immersed in art or some such. so i don't expect much trouble ignoring hunger pangs (she said brightly, only 5 hours since her last meal!)
i'll let you know if chewing sticks becomes appealing...
but i'm also interested in just experiencing the hole there, the urge, without feeding it.
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Re: doing, um...next to nothing....
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 11:39 PMin half an hour it will have been 12 WHOLE HOURS since i chewed anything.
(10 fucking days? my g-odd, i love eating!)
>I was squirting water out the wazoo for 24 hours. It was sorta fun in a demented way! <
ah, i can't not mention the time me and my sweetie took acid even tho we both had the flu. it was hilarious! and i'm not even kidding.
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