My Addictions.....


Cocoa puffs and Oil of Olay
Ultimate fighting and nasal spray

Oprah and You Tube
Sesame Street and Astrolube

Gay porn and Sean Hannity
A political calamity

Michael Jackson and little kids
A fistful of Cheese Whiz

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Addiction conviction
affliction dereliction

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Won’t you feed my addiction
I can’t stop eating
Don’t cure my affliction
the feeling is fleeting

Won’t you feed my addiction
I can’t stop eating
Don’t cure my affliction
the feeling is fleeting

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Enemas and Latte’s
Botox and Milky Way’s

Email and Facebook
Scooter Libby is a crook

Cheap gas and fake tits
Fruit Loops and popping zits

Cheney and the right wing
Tic Tacs and Burger King

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Addiction conviction
affliction dereliction

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Won’t you feed my addiction
I can’t stop eating
Don’t cure my affliction
the feeling is fleeting

Won’t you feed my addiction
I can’t stop eating
Don’t cure my affliction
the feeling is fleeting

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Nose jobs and designer bags
a monkey suit with designer tags

Bubble Yum and Chinese crap
Argyle socks from The Gap

Yahoo and Google too
Preparation H and Mountain Dew

American Idol and masturbation
Jesus Christ our Salvation


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Chorus segway

Addiction conviction
affliction dereliction

Chorus

Won’t you feed my addiction
I can’t stop eating
Don’t cure my affliction
the feeling is fleeting

Won’t you feed my addiction
I can’t stop eating
Don’t cure my affliction
the feeling is fleeting

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