and went and got a job. and if i tried to tell you what it was, you wouldn't believe me. suffice it to say that i am at least being true to my nature, and it's a weird job. :)
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Wed, January 24, 2007 - 8:03 PMI *think* I should say a meek 'good job'?
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Wed, January 24, 2007 - 9:41 PMfluffer for nicaragauan midget porn??
Camel trainer in Lybia?
Using the DPW mailinglist to get emails to sell low cost pharmaceuticals from the andaman islands??
John Laws para-legal??
Working as an assistant for Mc blinky inc, the playas largest blinkie supplier since 2001?
you havent done somthing silly like start nurse training have you??
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Thu, January 25, 2007 - 8:36 AMyou better tell me! I know where you live! ;)
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Thu, January 25, 2007 - 11:19 PMDo share!
The weirder the better! Makes for interesting conversations at the bars out here....
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Fri, January 26, 2007 - 6:08 AMTard Wrangler? Once I applied to be a jizz mopper at a porn shop. -
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Fri, January 26, 2007 - 3:33 PMI bet she is fisting monkeys for crack! -
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Sat, January 27, 2007 - 2:26 AMi bet shes fisting monkeys for fun, and selling the crack to your momma fuego -
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Sat, January 27, 2007 - 3:46 PMI fist monkey for a living -- it's great work if you can get it. -
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Sat, January 27, 2007 - 11:56 PMWow...oh so, so, so wrong. -
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Sun, January 28, 2007 - 7:00 PMdoes that stop them from flinging their poo at you? -
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Re: i fucked up...
Thu, February 1, 2007 - 4:54 PMthey only bite if you want them too...once you get your fist in that far, they are like hand puppets.
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Fri, February 2, 2007 - 10:03 PM"they only bite if you want them too"
Try coming somewhere monkeys are considered sacred!!
they get away with all kinds of shit, specially grabbing cameras and food of stupid americans,
watching fat American people chase savage temple monkeys around the place is funny as fuck -
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Sat, February 3, 2007 - 2:01 AMNurseie, you are sooooo sacred.....;* -
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Sat, February 10, 2007 - 1:06 PMHowler monkeys in central america throw shit at you(just shot lead back) -
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Tue, February 20, 2007 - 8:18 PMyeah... so you shit in yer hand and throw it back at them... i know monkey fucking... oh, yes, I do. you don't live in the jungle for months on end without speaking a bit of howler. -
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Tue, February 27, 2007 - 8:02 PMSitting under a Fig tree full of Howlers in Panama during their morning chorus was one of the most amazing experiences in my life
Fucking terrifying and exhilarating
I didn't know that they were above me b/c it was still pretty dark and when the first one vocalized my heart stopped beating
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Fri, May 11, 2007 - 10:57 AMdoes it count if i'm back in the no job category and trying desperately to keep it that way?
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Sun, May 13, 2007 - 8:57 PMGood luck, Bean! I think that you are still allowed in this Tribe regardless of your desire to be unemployed. You are just as unemployed as if you didn't want to be. Hooray!
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