Another funny snippet from my twisted subconscious:

Conan O'Brien was hosting Jeopardy. Chelsea Clinton
was one of the celebrity contestants. I don't know what the
question was, but she had the correct answer, "What are
famous affairs?" When she got the 500 points, Conan quipped,
"I guess you know all about affairs!", then the camera
switched to where Bill and Hilary were sitting in the audience.
Both of them began laughing, then Hilary stood up and fainted.
The next scene showed her flopping around on stage
and laughing hysterically. The audience was laughing as well.
Conan said "Flounder for dinner tonight!"

The alarm went off...