Drink Water!public - created 09/10/07
Vote Neptune for Mayor of Black Rock City 2008!
Citizens of Black Rock City! Here finally is a candidate with real experience and vision. Since the twilight years of the last millennia, Neptune has been leading Black Rock citizens in rehydration and general mayhem & debauchery. He fights the good fight! He supports the issues that appeal to the unwashed masses! He is an amphibian of the people!
1999 - 2008 ~ Burning Man Fire Conclave
2002 - 2008 ~ Shin ~ Garnish Fire Conclave
2006 - 2008 ~ Big Chief ~ Kamp Suckie Fuckaye
2005 - 2008 ~ Drink Water Campaign Manager
Neptune votes 'Yes' on:
1. Drinking Water!
2. BRC Lost & Found
3. Safety Cone Domes
4. Naked Mud Wrestling
5. Well thought-out Art Themes
6. Fuzzy Monkey Love
7. Proposition 743: The Equal Spanking Amendment. In which both the left and right cheeks are to receive equal spanks, in any spanking situations. This amendment also protects the rights of the spanker and the spanked.
8. The Complete Rehydration of the Playa
Neptune Votes 'No' on:
3. Playa Drama Queens
4. Poorly Executed Art Themes
5. Whiny Lil' Bitches
Vote Neptune for Mayor BRC 2008!
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