Okay, so here is the sroty of how I got the privelage of taking a photo shoot with the baby jesus...
So Kass and I were on our way to this "party" out in fricken Waseca...aka: lil'shitty farm town...
Turns out, this town is smaller than we expected so we decided to liven up our journey a bit, when WOOO HAAA, we spot a little church one block before the house we were going to...and a nativity scene still on the lawn, even though it's long after christmas...
Kass says, "OMG! LETS KIDNAP THOSE LAWN ORNAMENTS>>>LETS GET BABY JESUS!!!"
So I flip a very dangerous u-turn all for the cause, and Kass gets out of the cars, grabs baby jesus, and gets back into my car...Being a great get-a-way driver and all, I squeel my tires leaving the church, and we proceed to go to the "lame party" where we donate jesus to the people there, who definatly need some "guidance"
A guy there, just so happened to have a camera phone, where he took our pic's with heyzus, and we emailed them to ourselves...Jesus, is still to this day, in their house.
So Kass and I were on our way to this "party" out in fricken Waseca...aka: lil'shitty farm town...
Turns out, this town is smaller than we expected so we decided to liven up our journey a bit, when WOOO HAAA, we spot a little church one block before the house we were going to...and a nativity scene still on the lawn, even though it's long after christmas...
Kass says, "OMG! LETS KIDNAP THOSE LAWN ORNAMENTS>>>LETS GET BABY JESUS!!!"
So I flip a very dangerous u-turn all for the cause, and Kass gets out of the cars, grabs baby jesus, and gets back into my car...Being a great get-a-way driver and all, I squeel my tires leaving the church, and we proceed to go to the "lame party" where we donate jesus to the people there, who definatly need some "guidance"
A guy there, just so happened to have a camera phone, where he took our pic's with heyzus, and we emailed them to ourselves...Jesus, is still to this day, in their house.
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Re: Tell how you got it
Sun, January 25, 2004 - 3:29 PMOkay, now with that....whats your story on how you acquired your stolen goods... -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 2:50 AMsometimes me and my friends play this game on muni [san francisco's bus system].. we try and figure out how many stickers we can steal from the bus and attach to ourselves before the bus driver gets angry and kicks us off. so far we've gotten ourselves booted 4 times [in 2 years of playing] purely for the stickers, and a whole bunch of lectures on public property. we also got a bunch of elderly passengers to start yelling at us once [and then we got kicked off because they were yelling].. yeah. that's my fucking story [in technicolor!]. -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 2:57 AMoh, i've also stolen countless textbooks, office supplies [from school], and a handicapped bathroom sign [from UC berkeley].. UC Berkeley also yielded a linksys router, a doorknob, and a bunch of really neat flyers. my ex and i also used to break into the "forbidden" wings during debate tournaments. for bonus points we broke the elevator [elevator go down! elevator go up! elevator stop! elevator go up! elevator go down!]. i've stolen much in my lifetime, never anything that'd be missed though. -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 1:16 PMDood I totally stole the Prozac nation for my shrinks office...and when I got home I realized that It had been writen in and she had kept notes on all kinds of shit...
and then I stole Stupid White Men from this stupid girl...and I found that It was a signed copy...
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 1:13 PMI love that...35 pts for you...
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Wed, November 30, 2005 - 3:22 AMI stole a Jesus statue once. It was heavy as fuck and I had to run with it. Then I replaced it with a giant cat statue I had stolen from another house. Also heavy. I had to run with that too. I kept the Jesus and gave it to some friends of mine. -
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Wed, December 28, 2005 - 3:34 PMWhen I was a student, I used to wear one of those big, green army coats, with huge, deep cargo pockets. One year, some friends and I decided to stay on campus over Thanksgiving, not realizing that the food service staff had the entire four days off. Between us, we only had about 8 bucks, so we decided to do some "food shopping." We went to the local shop and, while a couple of my friends picked out a few actual purchases, I looaded my cargo pockets with cheeses, crackers, candy bars, Vienna sausages, some Pilsbury frozen cookie dough, a few of those thin cans of New Brunswick sardines, and even a half-dozen eggs. My coat weighed a fucking ton, and the pockets were bulging, but the cashier was so tied up with ringing up my friends' little purchases, that she never suspected a thing. We ate really well that weekend.
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Sun, January 25, 2004 - 5:05 PMWait... She actually said, "OMG," out loud? -
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Sun, January 25, 2004 - 5:35 PMYeah...but you know what i mean doood
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Mon, January 26, 2004 - 12:32 AMI should kick you out for being a jack ass -
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Tue, January 27, 2004 - 11:54 PMdamn, nothing as cool as a 'your buddy, jesus'. but we got a really nice plant of some sort for my balcony. it's durable as fuck since i haven't killed it yet. we tried to get a wrought iron rocking chair but it wouldn't fit in my car so we had to deposit it on some rich fucker's volvo... -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 7:46 AMHA HA!!!! I love you guys already so far....keep it comming! -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 7:50 AMOkay, since Kas wont elaborate on the remaining lawn ornament form the nativity scene, I will....
So after we got baby Jesus, and after we left that lame ass party, we decided to pay a visit to the church again, where we captivated the remaining manger characters...including the wise men (See main picture with Kass smoking with one), and the lambs...which I will post the pics right now:) -
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Sun, February 26, 2006 - 8:21 AMDude...how can you steal Prozac Nation? I just seen it last weekend, and it totally sucked! The best part of the movie was Chritina Ricci FINALLY showing her boobs!
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