dominoe's

topic posted Sat, March 13, 2004 - 8:02 PM by  Manuel
I like to steal random things like a rug from dominoe's and a menu from friendly's for instance. Quite worthless, but entertaining to explain.
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Manuel
  • Re: dominoe's

    Fri, March 19, 2004 - 11:39 AM
    hehe.. nothing beats a spork collection. my favorite trophies were the glasses my friend stole from the voodoo lounge [RIP to the best sushi/rock place ever].. yeah, we weren't even old enough to drink, but she pilfered like 6 or 7 in her shirt, pockets, etc.. even funnier, stunt monkey gave her aunt a shout-out because she held on to the lead singer's beer during a song.
    • Re: dominoe's

      Sat, March 20, 2004 - 6:38 AM
      Dude, sporks? Seriously...what purpose do they serve? I guess they are good for flinging food.
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        Re: dominoe's

        Sat, March 20, 2004 - 8:24 AM
        I really really wish I had a picture, but alas... I don't. I stole a WIDE LOAD sign off of a semi truck one night. Yeah, useless stuff is the best to steal!
      • Re: dominoe's

        Sat, March 20, 2004 - 7:18 PM
        sporks? what mean ye by "dude, sporks?".. sporks are fuckin useful! maybe not as grand as actual forks or spoons.. but where else could you find something that'll scoop *and* stab at the same time?

        besides, it's fun to carry them around in your backpack or pockets or something.. always nice to watch faces while you search for stuff on the bus... hehehe.. unless of course sporks can be considered terroristic threats.. at which point you should repeat "boom boom boom boom boom" under your breath while you do it.

        whoo!
        • Re: dominoe's

          Mon, March 22, 2004 - 12:14 AM
          ultimate useless steal: funeral procession sign (i'm not proud of that one)
          • Re: dominoe's

            Mon, March 22, 2004 - 4:34 PM
            I'd sat the entire nativity scene at a little church was pretty worthless, although I've got some cool pics. And, actually I did bring one of the stolen wise men to a friend as a Birthday present, so some good use was put to it.

            Other than that...a rocking bech from an established organization's park outside during a blizzard...very rusty, but it is someones couch now. I want a bus bench next. That it my goal in life.
            • Re: dominoe's

              Mon, March 22, 2004 - 7:55 PM
              Holy crap, a nativity set? hahahahhaa you're definitely gonna burn for that one. How about this one: A dunkin' Donuts ornament off of their stupid little Christmas tree.
              • Re: dominoe's

                Tue, March 23, 2004 - 12:22 PM
                haha....nice....

                I also got a nice new set of finger condoms at one point, however they are useful at some point.
                • Re: dominoe's

                  Sun, December 26, 2004 - 12:25 PM
                  Another Dunkin Donuts item :). I stole one of the velcroed stickybun signs that they have near the register. I held my cup up next to it and then pulled it off (with a loud cough to mask the velcroe rippage). The harder part was peeling off the sticky velcroe piece to complete the event.

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