Someone was crazy enough to put a life size female mannequin outside their house. I guess it was suppose to be lawn art. This was a pretty upscale neighborhood and it was on a quiet street. I got tired of looking at the damn thing and decided that it would look better sitting outside my ratty old mobile home. On a whim, around 3am, I stopped by and liberated her. It took a few trips, as things like hands and legs keep dropping off of her! I finally got the life size gal packed into my trunk and drove her home. Now, every time I pass that house I smile. Pretty shitty, huh?