stole a pen

topic posted Fri, May 28, 2004 - 7:16 AM by  Mike
In 8th grade I went to six flags in st. louis and as retribution for getting ripped off on a ring toss game i stole a baseball bat pen with the cardinals logo on it. i was very paranoid walking out to the car waiting for the authority to crash down upon my evil being. i got over my fear of authority last week when i was arrested in LA for sitting in some lawyer's porsche without a photo ID. if anyone has a porsche, i love to drive them and i love to entertain. also i now steal odwalla juices because of the CC corporation, even though they did some good things for mexico with caloric intake in poor areas.
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Mike
Austin
  • Re: stole a pen

    Fri, May 28, 2004 - 7:43 PM
    Dude, a pen....that's kinda weak....but I'll give it to you for stealing it from an institution like six flags.
  • Re: stole a pen

    Fri, May 28, 2004 - 7:59 PM
    thats awesome you sat in someone elses porche...kass and i are making rounds around the city to sit on all of the coolest motorcycles, and to take snap shots while riding them!

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